Artist: of Montreal
Song Title: Mimi Merlot
Manuel's mouth filled with foam
Upon discovering the properties of Mimi Merlot
Just imagine his chagrin when he found she'd drugged him,
Tied him up and locked him inside her wardrobe.
On top of all of this the boas hung above him
Made him sneeze
It's snowing all around inside Mimi's wardrobe.
Oh no no.
Now she's covering the wardrobe in aluminum foil
Oh no no then she sticks her little finger
Through the key hole and says
"suck on it and maybe I'll let you go"
To which Manuel replies "Oh you want me to suck? Like this?"
Mimi Merlot you're the most convincingly non-fictitious character that I know