Song Title: BFW
Some dead-eyed child bride
Has learnt to dance
Sisqo: One pack of vicious blacks
Moby: A geography teacher
Bought a blues record.
Radiohead: Redefining the very idiom
That is modern music.
Psy-trance. Big Beat. Prog House.
Old Skool. Hard house.
London: The 500 most snooty people
Think something's important.
Acting in a movie: Walk to the mark. Say the line.
Do it again.
Video clips: The revolving moose-head shot
Cost quater of a mil.
Pay T.V: Gilligan's Island. Rugby.
Gilligan's Island again.
The Internet: More crap at your fingertips
Than on them.
Big Fucking Whoopee.
Georgio Armani: Makes dresses.
Makes more dresses.
The Queen Mother: Fucked the right guy.
Lots of money. Drunkard.
Vegans: Deeply committed people.
Better than you and me.
Stock market: Lots of guys with rat-cunning,
Ripping off each other.
BMW: You hop in this car,
Then drive it.