Artist: Black Kids
Song Title: I've Underestimated My Charm (Again)
Like many a Mael,
I get angst in my pants.
And goddamn it to hell, it don't help if I dance.
And you, you're not doing too well.
All the blogs are about you, girl.
They caught you in the park after dark giving head to a statue, girl.
Didn't mean to do you no harm,
I just underestimated my charm.
And if I ever bother to tell you the truth, oh, baby, you're too much sugar for my sweet tooth.
You're on your honeymoon and you're sending me notes.
You hope to see me soon.
You've got "see" wrapped in quotes.
I used to find it funny to say,
"What's your man got to do with me?"
But then I saw him downtown placing bets on the hounds.
He was as big as a house!
We can't be messin' around!
Every time we kiss it's like an inside joke
I always miss.
Our love is like a tug-of-war.
Don't touch me, girl,
I can't hug no more!