Adam Sandler - Four Years Old Lyrics

Adam Sandler What's Your Name? cover art
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Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap

Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some juice
And I want it now
So you better move your ass
And feel bad for me
'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
Somebody better tie my shoes!

I run down the hall
I scream and I yell
And I cry 'cuz I fell
Bring the rubbing alcohol

I get mud on my shoe
I come back in the house
I get it on the rug
The cleanging's up to you
And I won't take a bath
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
Mommy reads to me at night
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I can't have a job
And I can't go to school
If no grownups are around
I can't go near the pool
I'm not alowed to climb
My neighbor's apple tree
I'm not allowed to sit
Too close to the TV
I don't know how to drive
And I don't know how to spell
But if I hear my brother cursing
I do know how to tell
'Cuz he made me eat some bread
That was covered in mold

I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I'm four years old!
I just threw up on my grandmother

Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Moyda
  • 2 The Lonesome Kicker
  • 3 Bad Boyfriend
  • 4 Pickin' Daisies
  • 5 Corduroy Blues
  • 6 Listenin' to the Radio
  • 7 Sweet Beatrice
  • 8 Dancin' and Pantsin'
  • 9 Zittly Van Zittles
  • 10 Four Years Old
  • 11 Voodoo
  • 12 The Respect Chant
  • 13 The Goat Song
  • 14 Red Hooded Sweatshirt

  • Credits
    album: Track 10 in album What's Your Name?
    release date: 1997-9-16
    popularity : 37 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock
    styles: Alternative Rock/Acoustic/Comedy
    length: 2:32
    Album Information
    label: Warner Bros. Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 093624673828
    script: Latin