GWAR - Vlad the Impaler Lyrics


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[Chorus:]
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Whaler could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster,
Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure
[chorus]
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad



Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 The Salaminizer
  • 2 Maggots
  • 3 Sick of You
  • 4 Slaughterama
  • 5 The Years Without Light
  • 6 King Queen
  • 7 Horror of Yig
  • 8 Vlad the Impaler
  • 9 Black and Huge
  • 10 Love Surgery
  • 11 Death Pod
  • 12 Sexecutioner
  • 13 Cool Place to Park

  • Album Information
    label: Metal Blade Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 039841700329
    script: Latin