Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit Back Again in the D.H.S.S. cover art
release date: 1987
popularity : 202 users have visited this page.
genres: Rock
styles: Alternative Rock/Comedy/Indie Rock
length: 4:26
producer: The Bald Brothers

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorecock, Moorecock, Michael Moorecock"
you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So I'll wipe my snot
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.

God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake,
Then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex!
A Romani bint in a field with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got "Dickie Davis Eyes!"

Chorus x 2

Track Listing
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Best Things in Life
  • 2 D'Ye Ken Ted Moult
  • 3 Reasons to Be Miserable, Part 10
  • 4 Rod Hull Is Alive - Why?
  • 5 Dickie Davies Eyes
  • 6 The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman
  • 7 I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan
  • 8 Arthur's Farm
  • 9 All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
  • 10 Trumpton Riots (7" remix)

  • Album Information
    label: Probe Plus
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin