The Cramper Lyrics - Kid Rock

Kid Rock The Polyfuze Method cover art
Credits
publisher: ©Royalty Network Music Publishing Ltd.
release date: 1993-3-16
genres: Hip Hop Rock
styles: Pop Rap
length: 4:13
Have you ever known a free lancer
Thinks that he's a camper
Known around my way as the cramper
Like P.M.S. always pokin'

But he won't go away with a little Motrin
Now if you ever heard the term cramper and you wonder
The worms kinda like I guess a modern day Felix Unger
When ya first meet em ya think he's O.K.

But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way
Hear say here I say through the grapevine
He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line
Just like a little ****in' ***

He always wants to get high but never has a bag
Never works says he can't find the right job
Ain't got a dime and when he does he's a tightwad
He's the dampest there's no one damp

Huh huh.... he's the mother ****in cramper
Now the crampers red, there's no one redder,
He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater
He's sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer

You come home he's at your house drinkin' your last beer
Pokin' and strokin' he makes you want to belt him
Always wearin' out his mother ****in' welcome
And then sporty's never that cautious

He sips from your forty and he always backwashes
Talk about a certain subject, he'll jinx it
Let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it
He's the dampest, there's no one damper

Huh huh.... he's the mother ****in' cramper



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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Fred
  • 2 Killin' Brain Cells
  • 3 Prodigal Son
  • 4 The Cramper
  • 5 3 Sheets to the Wind (What's My Name)
  • 6 Fuck You Blind
  • 7 Desperate-Rado
  • 8 Back From the Dead
  • 9 My Oedipus Complex
  • 10 Balls in Your Mouth
  • 11 Tripping With Dick Vitale
  • 12 TV Dinner
  • 13 Pancake Breakfast
  • 14 Blow Me
  • 15 In So Deep
  • 16 You Don't Know Me