Who Sang Blackpool? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy cover art
Credits
release date: 1985
length: 2:36
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
vocal: The Beater and Stez Styx
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
One day after closing I was lying on me nest,
When Stez shouts "get yer bags on, come on outside."
So I grabbed me stripy tank-top, I 'ad beer stains on me vest,
An' I said "best get some cans in, it's a long ride."
Well, we drove along the M6, chuckin' cans at other folk,
An' stopped at all the services that took us.
Picked up some fit hitch-hikers,
An' we told 'em filthy jokes,
An' piled them in the back seet fer to fuck us.
We're going down Blackpool, alright,
We're going down Blackpool, fer a pint,
We're going down Blackpool, alight,
To see the lights...
Mutley's in the drivin' seat,
Stez Styx is in the front,
An' we're going down to Blackpool,
To up some fuckin' cunt.
An' Peter's in the back seat,
An' his crack is goin' "gerrit"
He's got his finger up her like a ferret.
Now ten miles outside Blackpool and we had some real bad luck,
Mutley shouts "O fuck, we've got a flat."
And now Peter chucked the jack at some cunt ten mile down the road,
So we made him go an' get the fucker back.
The twat.
We're going down Blackpool, alright,
We're going down Blackpool for a fight,
We're going down Blackpool, alright
To see the lights...
(repeat)

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Lads From Macc
  • 2 Beer & Sex & Chips ’n’ Gravy
  • 3 Boddies
  • 4 Sweaty Betty
  • 5 England′s Glory
  • 6 Blackpool
  • 7 Miss Macclesfield
  • 8 God’s Gift to Women
  • 9 Get Weavin’
  • 10 Now He’s a Poof
  • 11 Nagasaki Sauce
  • 12 Saturday Night
  • 13 Buenos Aires
  • 14 Charlotte
  • 15 Failure With Girls
  • 16 Do You Love Me?
  • 17 Dan’s Underpant
  • 18 Twenty Pints
  • 19 The Macc Lads Party

  • Album Information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin