MC Frontalot - Yellow Lasers Lyrics

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Met her at the star wars convention did I mention, she was looking for love? had to call her bluff, lady you don't mean how that sounded (the thousand-pound dude in the 'no fat chicks' shirt's astounded) thought she'd take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract ya heard me, she said, I want any man here to descend in the cave where you conquer the fear and I'll steer you to side of the force that you choose somebody's man enough here -- now who? This girl, now you have to understand, would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man so the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor, one extends his saber but he tripped on his cloak, I stepped to the front then I spoke I ain't spitting game, look I got a wookie hat on, but these guys here are used to gettin' spat on by girls, see you put em in shock. And this ain't the right con to quote mister spock but it's highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said is your mind free? Cause I got something for you it is shiny, it is clean Come on up an
d I'll adore you with my yellow laser beam sitting in her room upstairs, watching her wind up the buns in her hair I declare that I'd like to be luke, unless that's a little bit too perverted for you I could be jaba, a jawa, an ewok, when we talk "oo ga la gee bla!" wait -- I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read, don't remember any character tied to the bed but that's all right, I'ma just pretend that I'm encased in carbonite and why that's a nice gold bikini, you make that? shows off what you got, make no mistake that's one fine view of chewbacca you're giving me lower that down here, we could be living the linguistic lifesyle of the protocol droid. (Here comes the part where I'm not overjoyed) Fire! She said, and before I could scream got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam

Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Mountain Kind
  • 2 Good Old Clyde
  • 3 Speed Queen
  • 4 Front the Most
  • 5 Listen Close
  • 6 Crime Spree
  • 7 Rewind That Back
  • 8 Nerdcore Hiphop
  • 9 Indier Than Thou
  • 10 Yellow Lasers
  • 11 Rappers We Crush
  • 12 24 Hrs. (Draft)
  • 13 Listen Close (live)
  • 14 Nerdcore Hiphop (Ye Olde Skool remix)