Who Sang The Donner Party? Rasputina

Rasputina Thanks for the Ether cover art
publisher: ©Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
writers: Melora "rasputina" Creager
release date: 1996-8-6
genres: Rock Classical Folk, World, & Country
styles: Alternative Rock/Modern Classical
length: 2:02
The similarities in situation between the Donner Party and the colonial Pilgrims is both appalling, frightening, and incomplete.
In both cases, you'll find one: a fairly large group of ill-prepared greenhorns, pitting themselves against nature and each other, two: an insufficient willingness to endure the very real hardships of frontiering, and three: coincidental misfortune at every turn. Number three: coincidental misfortune at EVERY TURN.
The disasters of both camps were initially brought about by departure delay-inducing inertia, which caused our heroes to begin their journeys at absolutely retarded times weather-wise.
If fantasy is the refuge of the frightened man, and a castle in the air is safe harbor for a foolish few, just imagine:
Living in a hut buried twelve feet below the snow, where the sight and smell of the scattered carcasses of loved ones at your feet, is...the lay of the land. Just another day.
I would like to propose that cannibalism was indeed rampant among America's earliest settlers: the Pilgrims.
Voice: HUH?
The Pilgrims. For what does "settler" imply, if not the willingness to settle? The willingness to settle for a meal of human flesh if my thoughts on the subject are to believed.
In conclusion, spread the word of this: Look to the night sky and hark back to your forefathers' shortcomings, [chuckle] and your own, as you cut your meat and lay the groundwork for a New Tomorrow.

CD 1
  • 1 My Little Shirtwaist Fire
  • 2 Stumpside
  • 3 Nozzle
  • 4 Transylvanian Concubine
  • 5 Why Don't You Do Right
  • 6 Mr. E. Leon Rauis
  • 7 The Donner Party
  • 8 Endomorph
  • 9 Brand New Key
  • 10 Crybabies
  • 11 Howard Hughes
  • 12 Sister Sleep
  • 13 Five Fleas
  • 14 Any Old Actress
  • 15 Dig Ophelia
  • 16 Kate Moss
  • 17 Rusty the Skatemaker
  • 18 Trust All-Stars / Vertrauen alles Sternen