Who Sang Hermaphrodite? Stephen Lynch


Some other versions of "Hermaphrodite"
Credits
release date: 2000-9-26
genres: Rock Non-Music
styles: Acoustic/Comedy
length: 2:49
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
  • 2 Half a Man
  • 3 Bitch
  • 4 Intro (Gortengar Trail)
  • 5 Special
  • 6 A Month Dead
  • 7 Priest
  • 8 Hair
  • 9 Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)
  • 10 Gerbil
  • 11 Walken I
  • 12 R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
  • 13 Mother's Day Song
  • 14 Intro (Curly McDimple)
  • 15 Hermaphrodite
  • 16 Tall Glass o' Water
  • 17 Walken II
  • 18 In Defense of a Peepshow Girl
  • 19 Jim Henson's Dead
  • 20 Intro (A Tribute to Multigrain Bun)
  • 21 Gay
  • 22 Walken III

  • Album Information
    label: What Are Records?
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 744626100224
    script: Latin