Tenacious D - Kielbasa Lyrics

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[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

[sung]
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the middle),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

[spoken]
Dude, that was TNT.


[Thanks to leeisgood9@hotmail.com, ap1974@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]

Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Kielbasa
  • 2 One Note Song
  • 3 Tribute
  • 4 Wonderboy
  • 5 Hard Fucking
  • 6 Fuck Her Gently
  • 7 Explosivo
  • 8 Dio
  • 9 Inward Singing
  • 10 Kyle Quit the Band
  • 11 The Road
  • 12 Cock Pushups
  • 13 Lee
  • 14 Friendship Test
  • 15 Friendship
  • 16 Karate Schnitzel
  • 17 Karate
  • 18 Rock Your Socks
  • 19 Drive‚ÄźThru
  • 20 Double Team
  • 21 City Hall / Malibu Nights


  • Credits
    publisher: ©Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    writers: Kyle Richard Gass, Thomas Jacob Black
    album: Track 1 in album Tenacious D
    release date: 2001-9-25
    popularity : 58 users have visited this page.
    genres: Rock Non-Music
    styles: Hard Rock/Heavy Metal/Acoustic/Comedy
    writer: Jack Black, Kyle Gass
    Album Information
    label: Epic
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 696998623422
    script: Latin