Who Sang Bald? The Darkness

The Darkness One Way Ticket to Hell …and Back cover art
Credits
publisher: ©Universal Music Publishing Group
writers: Daniel Francis Hawkins, Edwin James Graham, Francis Gilles Poullain-Patterson, Justin David Hawkins
release date: 2005-11-25
genres: Rock
styles: Arena Rock/Glam/Hard Rock
length: 5:32
producer: Roy Thomas Baker
mixer: Roy Thomas Baker
engineer: Roy Thomas Baker
It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?



Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 One Way Ticket
  • 2 Knockers
  • 3 Is It Just Me?
  • 4 Dinner Lady Arms
  • 5 Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
  • 6 Hazel Eyes
  • 7 Bald
  • 8 Girlfriend
  • 9 English Country Garden
  • 10 Blind Man

  • Album Information
    label: Atlantic
    country(area): Europe
    format: 12" Vinyl
    barcode: 5051011121814
    script: Latin