aka Wham Bam Sam Album

Artist(s): Hank Williams, Jr.

Cover Art

Hank Williams, Jr. aka Wham Bam Sam Cover Art

Tracklist

Don Juan D'Bubba

length: 2:56

He wears tall black boots
Has Porter Wagoner suits
Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong

Now his palace is a lot
On a rough, rocky top
And a bright red bobo on

He flies the red, white and blue
And I'm telling you
He knows how to honky tonk all night

When he pulls up in his truck
All the guys are out of luck
The girls know his reputation is fine

He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine

He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine

Now he's cool as a rule
He's nobody's fool
If there's a party
He's the first to be found

Don Juan D'Bubba
The hillbilly lover
Blue Ribbon country hound

He's a playboy true
And he pitches his woo
To a different girl every night

He's a practical joker
A smooth talkin' stroker
A real man if you want a fight

And when he gets on a roll
He puts on a show
Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen

He is fine and dandy
Handsome and handy
Bubba's in every country girl's dream

He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine

He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine

Now he's cool as a rule
Nobody's fool
Make him the man you don't want to be around

Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound

Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound

Houston, We Have a Problem

length: 3:39
Early this morning with no system warning
She left without saying goodbye
My Aurora Borealis was streaking for Dallas
Like a comet burning out of the sky

I did something bad, she got mega mad
And this time I'm paying the price
I'm out here in space and I can't replace
5t right out of my life

Houston, we have a problem
Our love is on the line
I'm having doubts we'll work things cut
We've just been countin' down time

All I'm hearing is static
Her signals have jammed up my mind
Houston, we have a problem
Between her heart and mine

Mission Control, all systems were go
But I'm lost in space this time
Without her around, it's bringing me down
And the atmospheres cold here tonight

And Houston, I'm way out of orbit
'Cause she was my heart's life line
I ain't got the right stuff like I thought
So try to bring her home, alright?

I'm way out of orbit
'Cause she was my life line
I'm tired of playin' Space Ranger
So try to bring her home, alright?

Houston, we've got a problem
Between her heart and mine

It Makes a Good Story

length: 3:20

Maybe I'm the One Who's Crazy

length: 3:25

Honky Tonked All to Hell

length: 3:01

She Don't Do Nothin' for Me

length: 3:33

Been There, Done That

length: 2:58
Been there, done that.
Every spot on the map.
See these lines on my face and these bones out of place.
I got dirt on my hat, been blessed and cussed at.
No brag, just fact.
Been there, done that.
I wear old blue jeans.
They got holes in the seams.
I've got boots made of brass.
Kicked a whole lot of, you know what I mean.
I've been up and down, both sides of the town.
I'm stating the facts.
Been there, done that.
Been there, done that.
Every town on the map.
See these lines on my face and these bones out of place.
I got mud on my hat.
I've been blessed and cussed at.

I ain't no pussy cat.
Been there, done that.
Guess there's only one thing. Keeps a man like me going.
Gets my attention right now.
Well, you know what I'm talking about,
A pretty green eyed queen dolled up in tight jeans.
It makes my heart beat fast, 'cause I've been there and done that.
Been there, done that.
Every joint on the map.
See these lines on my face and these guitar pickin' fingers way out of place.
I got mud on my hat.
I've been blessed and cussed at.
Don't put up with no crap.
Been there, done that

Let's Keep the Heart in Country

length: 3:46
Everyone's here, talking and dancing. There havin' a good time,
But its hard to smile when my friends all know I got you on my mind.
Hey I'm not in the mood to hear another fast dancin' song.
I don't care if it's old country gold or new country soul.
I've had enough of this rock-n-roll.
Let's keep the heart in the country, 'cause thats where it should always be.
Don't get me wrong I like to party, but tonight I must sit this one out you see,
Because the one I love is leavin', bartender bring me whiskey please,
Let's keep the heart in the country, 'cause love has torn the heart right out of me.
Now that was great,please thank the band for playing that song.

It was nice and smooth like this Kentucky brew that I am sipping on
Oh how I'll miss her,but I got my music and now I'll get along,
I don't feel bad now you see, misery loves company in a country song.
Let's keep the heart in the country, 'cause that's where it should always be,
Don't get me wrong I like to party but tonight I must sit this one out you see.
'cause the one I love is leavin', bartender, bring more whiskey please,
And let's keep the heart in the country 'cause love torn the heart right out of me,
And lets keep the heart in the country, 'cause love has torn the heart right out of me.

You Won't Mind the Rain

length: 3:34

Wam Bam, Sam

length: 4:21