Almeria Club Album

Artist(s): Hank Williams, Jr.

Cover Art

Hank Williams, Jr. Almeria Club Cover Art

Tracklist

Last Pork Chop

length: 3:24

Well you know you get the hots for some gal, you just can't stop
Makin' love six times a day better than pork chop
'Cause ones' good as the other and you know what I mean
Some of them like a little bit of fat
Some of them like that meat just a little bit lean

I like gravy on the side with hot and juicy lovin'
Brown sugar on top, sausage warm out of the oven
Sometimes you get to eatin' Lord and you just can't stop
Make me wonder to myself
Why oh why, why did I leave that last pork chop

Well met this fine gal in the choir, she sure could sing
She said come down to my house
I'm gonna give you ham hocks and beans
We devoured each other Lord, her kitchen was smokin' hot
I had to jump up and open a window and I thought to myself
Why did I leave that last pork chop

I have been on a very strict diet of beer and scotch and love
I was offered lunch break specials, but now I'm a fool for her
She'd been serving that pie while I was gone punchin' the clock
I thought about that waitress down at Maxine's and I said to myself
Why did I leave that last pork chop

Go Girl Go

length: 3:22
Well the mustang pulled in a no parkin' zone
Out stepped a chic with legs to the bone
Alabama figure and a Tennessee smile
Louisiana walk that'll drive a man wild

Now go girl go... go girl go
It's quite a show, go girl go

When she goes to the party and she starts to dance
All the other girls they ain't gotta chance

Now go girl go... go girl go
It's quite a show, go girl go

Well the way she wiggles when she starts to walk
All the men want to do is talk

Now go girl go... go girl go
It's a hell of a show... go girl go

When she eased into my Cadillac
I gave her the look and she gave it right back

And now go girl go... go girl go
It's quite a show... go girl go

Alabama figure and a Tennessee smile
Louisiana walk that'll drive a man wild

Now go girl go... go girl go
It's quite a show... go girl go

The "F" Word

length: 3:22
Now I been hanging out with my rebel son Mr Rock,
And I don't really like the stuff they call hip-hop,
But hesure been good to me, and I'm bound to make him see,
In Country Music you just can't say the "F" word.

My son Shelton says he's been a havin' a hard time,
Yeah he does great shows but he's just gotta speak his own mind,
Now Hank I wonder where that came from, you know that he's a real son
of a gun,
Take the old man's advice, and lose the "F" word.

No,No, in country music you just can't say the "F" word,
Oh we've come a long way but It's best if that one's not heard,
Oh we've had some hell's and damm's, we don't say "b____" we say
"why, yes ma'am",
In country music you just can't say the "F" word.

Today's hot new country, it sounds all the same to me,
I think it's time for basic's, root's, and reality,
You gotta scrape me off of the ceiling, when Mrs. Hawkin's says it with feeling,
But in country music, Bobby I just can't say the "F" word.

No,No, in country mustc you just can't say the "F" word,
Oh we've come a long way but It's best if that one's not heard,
Oh we've had some hell's and damm's, we don't say "b____" we say
"why, yes ma'am",
In country music you just can't say the "F" word.

Some of these guys say it 500 times, but in country music you don't
use it one damm line,
In country music we don't say the "F" word.

If the Good Lord's Willin' (and the Creeks Don't Rise)

length: 4:45
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise
I'll be lookin' into my baby's eyes
When the sun comes up in Tennessee
I could tell you right now where I'm gonna be

I've been ramblin' around from place to place
But I done got lonesome for my baby's face
Tomorrow mornin' I'll be in paradise
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

There's a whole lotta water between here and there
And I sure hope that the weather stays fair
That baby of mine is in for quite a surprise
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

I've got matrimony on my mind
I'm ready to sign on that dotted line
Well I'll soon be there the way this Cadillac flies
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

There's a whole lotta water between here and there
Man I hope that this weather stays fair
That baby of mine's gonna get a surprise
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

I've got matrimony on my mind
I'm gonna ask that gal, sign on the dotted line
I'll soon be there the way this Cadillac flies
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

I'm a lovesick man
And these lonesome livin' alone blues I just can't stand
I'm gonna be kissin' my brand new bride
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

Got matrimony on my mind
I mean I'm ready to sign right there on the dotted line
That baby of mine gonna get a surprise
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

That baby of mine gonna get a surprise
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise
I'll be there soon the way this Cadillac flies
If the good Lord's willin' and the creeks don't rise

X-Treme Country

length: 3:08
I want a suit just like Hank's
I want a voice just like Johnny Cash
A big Gibson guitar with "F" holes in the middle
A girlfriend like Dolly and a huge bass fiddle
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

I've got a dobro that really twangs
I've got a pick up truck with a name
We go swimmin' in the creek, put crickets on a hook
I know how to catch 'em and I know how to cook
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

Yea I am from XXX X-Tremely country
My family history is agriculturally honky tonky
Well I am right at home down in the swamp
With the skeeters and the crickets and the bullfrog's song
'Cause I'm XXX X-Tremely country

Hey I'm from XXX X-Tremely country
My family history is agriculturally honky tonky
May not be street smart bt we're woods wise
Have you done it in a truck girlfriend, don't lie
Are you XXX X-Tremely country

Last Pork Chop (acoustic)

length: 4:26
Well you know you get the hots for some gal, you just can't stop
Makin' love six times a day better than pork chop
'Cause ones' good as the other and you know what I mean
Some of them like a little bit of fat
Some of them like that meat just a little bit lean

I like gravy on the side with hot and juicy lovin'
Brown sugar on top, sausage warm out of the oven
Sometimes you get to eatin' Lord and you just can't stop
Make me wonder to myself
Why oh why,why did I leave that last pork chop

Well met this fine gal in the choir, she sure could sing
She said come down to my house
I'm gonna give you ham hocks and beans
We devoured each other Lord, her kitchen was smokin' hot
I had to jump up and open a window and I thought to myself
Why did I leave that last pork chop

I have been on a very strict diet of beer and scotch and love
I was offered lunch break specials, but now I'm a fool for her
She'd been serving that pie while I was gone punchin' the clock
I thought about that waitress down at Maxine's and I said to myself
Why did I leave that last pork chop

Big Top Women

length: 3:11
B is for blossom
C is for cantelope
D is for dog-gone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous
That's what this song's all about

Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt

That the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom
Make you go down town

I met this meter maid, Nadine
She didn't carry no gun around
But she was packin' some 38's
Big tittie man get right down on the ground

Now the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Steps of the courthouse
Make you wanna get a ticket and
Go downtown

I went downtown after work
This joint called the hot house
They had some big top women there
And whoo, they then came out

I said girl you sure look fine
With your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills
Stuck in her thong
Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on


The Cheatin' Hotel

length: 5:13
When you check in the cheatin' hotel, you'll be back
For another spin at the wheel and a race at the track
They're off and runnin' down at the bar
This is Heather - This is John
They're all down at the cheatin' hotel lookin' for fun

Yea I'm the bartender in here and it's quite a scene
The women get dressed to kill and slip off their rings
Their husbands meet them an hour later
She'll have friends all around the table
And introduce the old man as one of her latest flings

Then they go out on the dance floor
Now there's a new man to sway for
And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
Then the slow dances get much closer
And now's the time for low words
That guy there with your wife's my husband but it's OK

Then I watch all of them leave
Then they share a stare and a squeeze
Now I don't know if it's wrong or right
I'm sure it feels good at the time
But if you keep on playin' this game you'll lose your mind

'Cause they're thinkin' about him or her
Then they feel like a piece of dirt
It's time to check out of the cheatin' hotel and go home for good

We get quite a few attractive lonely wives
They come in the bar together about six forty-five
And sit down and say with their eyes
My friend and I are lookin' for a good time
It don't take long to find a couple of guys at the cheatin' hotel

And then they go out on the dance floor
Now they got a new man to sway for
And touch and talk and sip some more red wine
Then the slow dances get much closer
And now they whisper low words
Are you married, why yes I am but that's OK

And they know it's really not, look at all the trouble they got
If you check in the cheatin' hotel
Somebody somewhere's gonna tell
And you'll be in the room from hell and you can't get away

The light blinks on and off
Bartender last round for us all
Oh they had a mighty hard fall down here at the cheatin' hotel

Outdoor Lovin' Man

length: 4:05
I'm an outdoor kinda man and I really love the land
From the mountains of Montana to the Alabama sand
I don't care much about TV 'cause there's country yet to see
I'd rather be on the lake with a fishin' friend
I'm an outdoor kinda man

Give me a cane pole and a shotgun
And I can have a whole lotta fun
A soft ole pair of hikin' boots
A pocket knife and a campfire too
You go out in the woods alone wonder where the big buck's roam
What's that noise and your heart beats fast
Then you smile when a squirrel runs past
I don't have to get a bear just want to breathe that country air
I'm goin' out every time I can
I'm an outdoor lovin' man

I'm an outdoor lovin' man I really love the land
From the rugged Maine coastline to the Florida Keys sand
I don't care much about TV 'cause there's country I ain't seen
I'd rather be on the lake with a fishin' friend
I'm an outdoor lovin' man

I want a mountaintop and a wheat field
A cool clear lake, a rod and a reel
A four-wheeler, a ride on a bike
A horseback trip, a snowshoe hike

The concrete jungle I don't want, I'd rather be out in the swamp
My job's got me tied up so I dream of where the red fern grow
This weekend I'll find where the river bends and the fish jump high
I'll be there every time I can
I'm an outdoor kinda man

I'm an outdoor lovin' man and I really love the land
From the rugged Maine coastline to the Alabama sand
All the talk shows on TV they don't do a whole lot for me
I'd rather be in a deer stand I'm an outdoor lovin' man

I'd rather be on the lake with a fishin' friend
I'm an outdoor kinda man

Almeria Jam

length: 2:04

Tee Tot Song

length: 3:56
Every mornin' ole Tee Tot come 'round
Settin'up his shoe shine box in town
And he'd sing "Good Mornin' Montgomery"
He'd sing "Good Mornin' Montgomery'
He'd sing "Good Mornin' Montgomery"
He's sing "Good Morinin' Montgomery, Alabam'

I'm so glad, don't be sad
There's no way you could feel bad
When this dear man with a tin pan
Started to play the blues!

Met this white boy little Hiram (Hank)
Took him in right under his wing
And he'd say, Tee Tot make it ring
And he'd say, Tee Tot make it ring
And he would laugh and he would sing

Could you please, "Show me"
"Show me"
"Show me, show me"
If I could play just like you
Why I'd give anything

Well he learned to play like the old man said he would
Little Hiram's got his name in Hollywood
I wish that Tee Tot could have stayed around
Then maybe Little Hiram would not have drowned
In all those things that does a boy
That wants to sing no good

Little Hiram's music's had a worldwide touch
And we all owe Mr. Rufus Payne so much
We got peanuts, fresh peanuts
Put your money in the tin cup
I can see them now with a big smile
Splittin' the days work up

Could you please, "Show me"
"Show me"
"Show me, show me"
If I could play just like you
Why I'd give anything

Yes, Mr. Payne and Hiram (Hank) loved each other so much

Cross on the Highway

length: 7:10
There's a cross on the highway where the tragic wreck occurred
And I lost y two friends taken to a better world
Oh there's stop signs and there's curves
But the one we got to observe
Always bow your head and pray anytime, night or day
Whenever you see a cross on the side of the highway

Now Derrick Thomas was a champion no one can deny that
He led the Alabama Crimson Tide in all time total sacks
But his heart was even bigger than all his natural skill
He always helped kids in the city and you know what
I think he always will
Now my buddy Mike Tellis was a good man everyone loved him so
He took care of his dear father 'til he too was called to go
How my little girl cried when we all got the dreaded news
She said but Daddy Derrick and Mike will always be with us
Don't children always tell the truth

I never paid no attention anytime I passed one by
Oh but now I say a prayer because now I know why
There's a cross on the highway where the tragic wreck occurred
And I lost my two good friends taken to a better world
Oh there's stop signs and curves but the one we must observe
Always bow your head and pray anytime night or day
Whenever you see a cross on the highway
I saw it in the morning paper we hear it on the evening news
A mother, a child, a family life sometimes can be mighty cruel
So God help us through these troubled times
And please bless us with peace of mind
There's just a shell there in the grave for the soul has flown away

There's a cross on the highway where the tragic wreck occurred
And I lost my two good friends taken from this mean old world
Oh there's warning signs and curves but the one we must observe
Always bow your head and pray, anytime night or day
Whenever you see a cross on the highway

Always bow your head and pray, anytime night or day
Whenever you see a cross on the highway

America Will Survive (studio version)

length: 4:52