Captain California Album

Artist(s): Murs

Cover Art

Murs Captain California Cover Art

Tracklist

Lemon Juice

length: 4:05

You see what I'm sayin'?
Ooh, yeah she bad
I, I, I, I
You stuttering you ain't got nothing for her, that's all me
I'm just nervous that you gon' **** it up for me
I'm a give her some of this nerve cobbler if you keep playin'

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
You see me tryna holla at this little dime piece
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
Interception, offside, this is my play
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?

Now once upon a time when I was lookin' very fly
I saw a girl almost as dope as me, she caught my eye
But before I could walk over to this girl and say a thing
I was interrupted by this nerd Curtiss King

OK excuse me pretty lady, don't want to come at you crazy
But if he gave you his number, I think you need to erase it
Oh no, I'm not a hater like that man is not a shaver
But look at his Instagram, he wearin' Adventure Time leggings

Now if Curtiss was a jedi, his lightsaber would be clear
That means nonexistent like his ****in' rap career
Look his breath got your face melted, please make your choice
Do you want a Blake Shelton or a reject from a Royce?

Hold up, listen to his language, ain't he so damn offensive?
When I look inside your eyes, I see the loyalist missus
Do you really need a man to give you fourth and some inches?
Havin' your couch smellin' like spoiled oil and incense

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
You see me tryna holla at this little dime piece
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
Interception, offside, this is my play
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?

Forget you ever met him but you don't forget my number
He be forgettin' to forget, that's a goddamn conundrum
This ***** got a Scion but me, I got a Kia
How he gotta charge his car before we even come to see ya?

Why you yellin', hot yellow *** *****, baby, please
Ain't you tired of these flakey emo Drake wannabees?
You piss coloured dish scrubbers, still livin' with your mother
How you got the nerve to diss a real ************?

Hold up, girl, I'm so cold I freeze a burn in a sauna
And Murs so old, he got a Walkman in his pocket
He probably even went to kindergarten with your mamas
Sweet Lord, I mean for real, is he even worth the problem?

Cool story, bro but let's state facts
Curtiss, you so light skinned, you probably hate blacks
I'm getting side tracked, baby, it's all about you
So is it him or it's me? Come on, what you wanna do?

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
You see me tryna holla at this little dime piece
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?
Hold up, homie, why you gotta get in my way?
Interception, offside, this is my play
Why you gotta put your lemon juice in my game?
Why you gotta squeeze that lemon juice in my game?

Shakespeare on the Low

length: 3:23
I won't tell nobody, this could stay between us
They say they've seen everything, well they ain't seen us
We gon' **** around and they will never know-oh
Keep it on the low (keep it on the low)
Keep it on the low
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
We gon' **** around and they will never know oh
Keep it on the low
Keep it on the low

Hey, hey
She said she like my dreads
Dark skin, thick, wearin' bright *** red
Red weave, and red shoe laces
She must not know I hang around them blue places
My homies bang the c
But still find trouble, wherever it be
But that's not me, I try to keep it lowkey
I ain't never been a g, I just wanna be free but
We affiliated so I never really dated any ladies from the other side of town
Now I know they all hatin', but I'm tired of the waitin
Gotta get a baby girl right now
Montague piru and a crip capulet
Knew that we would start a war but I had no regrets
Madly in love so we had mad sex
But for some strange reason didn't get a last text
Wanna fake her death
A plan so clever
When it all settled down we would run away together
But I never got a text, so when I saw her dead
I pulled the trigger on my pistol and I pointed at my head
When she woke up and saw I blew my brains out
She picked up the pistol and she went the same route
Star-crossed lovers shinin' bright in the afterlife
Still holdin' hands when they found us on that tragic night

I won't tell nobody, this could stay between us
They say they've seen everything, well they ain't seen us
We gon' **** around and they will never know oh
Keep it on the low (keep it on the low oh)
Keep it on the low
Oh, oh
Oh, oh (keep it on the low, keep it on the low)
We gon' **** around and they will never know-oh
Keep it on the low
Keep it on the low

I won't tell nobody, this could stay between us
They say they've seen everything, well they ain't seen us
We gon' **** around and they will never know oh
Keep it on the low (keep it on the low oh)
Keep it on the low
Oh, oh
Oh, oh (keep it on the low, keep it on the low)
We gon' **** around and they will never know oh
Keep it on the low
Keep it on the low

GBKW (God Bless Kanye West)

length: 3:23
He's running for his life
The ****ed up thing is, this happens every other night
They see him comin', they like, "wassup cuz?"
He in his uniform from Target so they sayin' he's a blood
They know he ain't bangin', they do it for entertainment
Let off a couple shots and they all start to chase him
Heart racin', 'round the corner then he trip
That's when he felt the chrome to his head and heard the click

And every day he puts his backpack on
His headphones in and he plays that song
And now he doesn't feel so alone
Walkin' out the door, he pray to God he make it home
And he just want to make it home
A young black man tryna make it on his own
All this craziness going on
He's just trying to survive but they saying that he's wrong

So God bless Kanye West
And every other brother of color that's under stress
They wanna make you feel like you are less
Even though you didn't make it, gotta deal with this mess
Hold your head, and always do your best
It's a long race, you gotta pace your steps
And remember that you are blessed
It's because God loves us that he puts us to the test

He's running for his life
The ****ed up thing is this week it happened twice
This time the eses, bald head and tattoos
Mad 'cause he datin' they cousin and he a black dude
Hopped in they Regal, they chased him down Pico
He tried to hide in the crowd amongst the other people
High off sherm so they don't give a ****
They rolled down the window and emptied the whole clip

And every day he puts his backpack on
His headphones in and he plays that song
And now he doesn't feel so alone
Walkin' out the door, he pray to God he make it home
And he just want to make it home
A young black man tryna make it on his own
All this craziness going on
He's just trying to survive but they saying that he's wrong

We in the struggle where the strong kill the strong
Bodies dropping in the ghetto all night long
Can't seem to find a way for us all to get along
It's like they the new Marvin Gaye, what's goin' on?

So God bless Kanye West
And every other brother of color that's under stress
They wanna make you feel like you are less
Even though you didn't make it, gotta deal with this mess
Hold your head, and always do your best
It's a long race, you gotta pace your steps
And remember that you are blessed
It's because God loves us that he puts us to the test

He's running for his life
The ****ed up thing is tonight is the black and white
They rolled up and told him, "freeze, don't run!"
And that might sound easy, but you see he's got a gun
You know he ain't tryna be on no tough ****
But every single night he was tired of gettin' ****ed with
He dropped the gun and it let off a shot
So they returned fire as he ran down the block
This is a story with three different plots
In any of the three the hero could've been shot
Who really did the shooting don't matter a whole lot
Either way a young man was gunned down on his block
And now he laying in the hospital
After all these years of dodging so many obstacles
It don't matter if I tell you who's responsible
It sucks that we're living in a world where this is possible

Colossus

length: 3:11
One time for the D-boys
Two times for the decoys
Three strikes never bring joy
Fourth time built to destroy
One time for the jail cell
Two times for crack sales
Three times for that West L
4-5 rest in peace, ***** free Mel

Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)

I'm 6'4" bench about five hundred
That's how I make the block run exactly how I want it
I stay stuntin' *****s hatin' but it won't stop
They hate to see a big ***** when he on top
Gucci flip-flops, bought 'em for some bops
Couple racks ain't **** but for them that's a lot
They sucking **** for a bottle of Ciroc
Let the homies run through him then it's back to the block
*****s making drops in my momma mailbox
'Cause I'm serving everything from the pills to the rocks
On the porch in my Crocs so I look like a square
The neighbors like to talk shi- do you think that I care?
I'm a ****ing millionaire and I do it all cash
Tellin' Uncle Sam he can kiss my ***
They say "it won't last" but I'm almost thirty
And I keep my Jays clean but my money stay dirty

Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)

Bunch of orange boxes filled up with bank rolls
Money bring a lot of jealousy and stank hoes
But when you on you gotta treat it like cologne
It's the smell of success that you just can't clone
Make the Feds tap your phone
Make a ***** ***** wanna put one in your dome
Even when I'm home gotta stay with the chrome
If a ***** try to creep I can peep him on my phone
Got cameras on the outside, hammers with me outside
Homies get nervous when they standin' with me outside
I understand I'm a ****ing wanted man
***** pop me like I said that's a cool hundred grand
Used to be hand and hand, had a five year plan
Selling dope ain't nothin' but a pyramid scam
It's only so long you can sit up at the top
So when I finally get shot, won't nobody be shocked

Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)
Hood *****, hood *****, I'm Colossus
(A hundred fifty grand in my Nike shoe boxes)

Another Round

length: 3:23
She called first, then I called back
All the sudden feelings start to resurface, in fact
I was on Cloud 9, I said "It's about time"
I pulled up just to show you I was serious 'bout mine
You came to the car, and you came in the car
We didn't make it far, 'cause you was making it hard
To keep my hands off you
I wanted to talk too
I hate your ex, but I love the things that he taught you
Better than last time
Wetter than last time
Then went into the house to grab some drinks, it was half-time
Shaking my head, we went straight to the bed
Then started making so much noise, it's like we waking the dead
She said "I never stopped feeling you, thought about killing you
Last time you left, it felt like my heart split in two"
I told her I'd fix her, didn't stop, I just kissed her
Put my head between her legs and showed her how much I missed her

And here we go for another round
It's like you build me up just to bring me down
When you broke my heart it didn't make a sound
Been through so much, I don't know if I could take it now

It's like I was made to love you (trouble)
Nobody can save me from you
One step closer, and I wanna go there
See you foreign sober, if you don't care
Let's go another round

I had to do it looking at the front door, then I finally had to walk through it
The main source of my joy and pain
They say that love fills the heart, but destroys the brain
Insane, crazy, thinking just maybe you would change your ways, but all you ever did was blame me
Like it's my fault that you had to cheat
Flipped the conversation all 'a sudden, now you mad at me
Three in the morning and you ain't come over yet?
It's like the nice guys always get the most disrespect
Your phone die? You didn't see my text?
See, I already know what you 'bout to say next
"Sex was so amazing that I didn't want to leave her fam"
It takes more than sex if you really wanna keep a man
Quicksand, when I struggle it gets deeper
And before I ever leave her, I would rather meet the reaper (damn)

And here we go for another round
It's like you build me up just to bring me down
When you broke my heart it didn't make a sound
Been through so much, I don't know if I could take it now

It's like I was made to love you (trouble)
Nobody can save me from you
One step closer, and I wanna go there
See you foreign sober, if you don't care
Let's go another round

Xmas and Thanksgiving

length: 2:33
She so bad
She make a grown man wanna spend all his cash
She so bad
When she drop it down slow, they all throw down fast
She so bad
*****s pull out their wallets when she walk past
She bad, she bad, she make a grown man wanna spend all his cash

At a young age she was certain
She didn't wanna be a virgin
So she started wearing tight skirts and
In the mirror always practicin' twerkin'
And when that started workin'
She became a whole different person
Started smokin', started drinkin', started cursin'
Went from pg to the x rated version
She used to be a mormon
Now she on the pole and performin'
She say them square *****s borin'
Got a hood ***** started buyin' him jordans
Lou-loius, gucci, versace
Pretty soon he like, "look at what she got me!"
"I could break this *****"
"Told her hit the streets, and hoe make me rich"

She sell ***** for a livin'
Christmas and thanksgiving
365 days a year
Now do I make myself clear?
She sell ***** for a livin'
Christmas and thanksgiving
365 days a year
Now do I make myself clear?

She a all night grinder
She done ****ed 49 forty-niners
A couple of oakland raiders
You know them ball players
They gotta pay so she stay out the way
She got the i-5 ***** from the bay to l.A. (Yay yay)
And it's okay
She know you old half of hoes got something to say
They sayin' she's an embarrassment
But she might be savin' your marriage, *****
She ain't no dummy
She been dropped that pimp and now she make her own money
She got security though
Her big ***** named c, and he stand by the door
Let a trick get funny with the door
She gon' knock 3 times, then his *** gotta go

She sell ***** for a livin'
Christmas and thanksgiving
365 days a year
Now do I make myself clear?
She sell ***** for a livin'
Christmas and thanksgiving
365 days a year
Now do I make myself clear?

Summer

length: 2:39
Six *****s in a G ride
Squadded up, headed to the East side
They try to clown 'cause we from West L.A
Them *****s think we boujie and we just for play
Got a AK
And a .38
Lower-middle class *****s movin' up the murder rate
The other day they was talkin' real big
Caught me slippin' up the West field with my kid
At the bus stop, with my baby's mom
Tried to keep it cool
Said I didn't want no problems
They took off on me anyway
All I had was my hands and some pepper spray
My lady and my son had to run away
They should've killed me but I lived to fight another day
I know where they stay
I know where they be
Your best friend is your enemy's enemy
We pulled up
Got the drop on 'em
Them ***** *****s went and called the cops on us
We got pulled over 'bout a block away
They snatched the big homie, and took his AK

I can't wait 'till the summer come
The big homie get another gun
************s thought that they wanted some
Now we the *****s that they runnin' from
I can't wait 'till the summer come
The big homie get another gun
************s thought that they wanted some
Now we the *****s that they runnin' from

Deuce-deuce in the chrome 4-5
These *****s talkin' peace but the beef won't die
You can find me in that chair, put the needle to my arm
'Fore I ever let another man do me harm
'Cause I remember
When they said that they was comin' for us
We kicked back and waited all summer for it
Them *****s had they chance
And now the big homie home, and yep
We got plans
And I ain't talkin' 'bout no Summer vacation
I'm talkin' bout ****in' off my probation
I ain't talkin' 'bout Disney Land
I'm talkin' eight of us, deep in a mini-van
No volleyball, sun tans or surfboards
Just a bunch of *****s dead from a turf war
That's how my best friend missed his first tour
'Cause we act like our lives ain't worth more

I can't wait 'till the Summer come
The big homie get another gun
************s thought that they wanted some
Now we the *****s that they runnin' from
I can't wait 'till the summer come
The big homie get another gun
************s thought that they wanted some
Now we the *****s that they runnin' from

1000 Suns

length: 3:19
What up, my name is Nick, they call me Murs though
Hate to stare but you was lookin' at me first though
So?
I ain't hearin' it
You ain't got a ring, then he probably not that serious
And I'm just curious, if you feel what I feel
Now she lookin' down at the ground so I know it's real
Don't know what to say, she bumped my tray and made my soda spill
You don't gotta mark your territory girl, that's overkill
I was already head over heels from your appeal
Now forget the napkin, I'mma have to show my poet skills
Roses are red, uh
Violets are blue
I've never been in a fight but I'll be violent for you
Tried and I'm true
Why would I be lyin' to you?
Type of dime that caught the eye of every guy in my crew
Diamond for you
Next I'm in a tie and a suit
After I dropped to one knee like I was tyin' my shoe
Sayin' I do

Like a thousand explodin' suns
My heart burns you're the only one
They said the odds were a million to none
That I would finally discover the one
Someone to be my best friend and have fun
Ooh girl, you're makin' my Adrenalin run
I know our journey here's only begun
The job of loving you will never be done

Fast forward
Ten years later
Got a couple princesses and a young pro skater
Could've waited but I went for it first night
Got ya fat, badges in the chat, MursHype
I'm the type to see what I wanna go for
When I first got you pregnant, didn't have the dough for it
But I hustled for it, just like Hov did
Now we got 3, but we got enough for 4 kids
I'm just kidding girl, you know I know we done with that
Tried to name all our kids after Thundercats
She wasn't havin' it, we settled on the X-Men
Now everyday is Comic-con with my best friends
Whole house full of weirdos
Plus she let my beard grow
If I haven't told you lately, lady you my hero
My Spider-Gwen, my Wonder Woman, you're my Captain Marvel
My everything, my yesterday, today and tomorrow

Like a thousand explodin' suns
My heart burns you're the only one
They said the odds were a million to none
That I would finally discover the one
Someone to be my best friend and have fun
Ooh girl, you're makin' my Adrenalin run
I know our journey here's only begun
The job of loving you will never be done

She loves me, but I love her more
Left the block and fell in love with the girl next door
She loves me, but I love her more
Left the block and fell in love with the girl next door
I said
She loves me, but I love her more
Left the block and fell in love with the girl next door
She loves me, but I love her more
Left the block and fell in love with the girl next door

Soon as I get home from tour
She in a robe, naked at the front door
See-through silk with no drawers, from the
Kitchen to the shower to the bedroom floor
Soon as I finished she was beggin' for more
Been waitin' two months, I was ready for war
And we be goin' at it so hardcore
'Till the kids come knockin' on the bedroom door

She like California sunshine
I wrote a song for her one time
Everyday is like sunshine
I wrote this song for her one time
She like California sunshine
Wrote a song for her one time
Everyday is like sunshine
She say she even like my dope rhymes

One Uh Those Days

length: 3:30
I can't wait to quit this ****in' job
Light up my cigarette
Exhale the negativity and hop on to the bus
I'm stinkin' like some french fries
I'm thirsty, I'm tired
Tomorrow I might cuss my boss out and get fired
Sittin' in the corner, mindin' my business
The **** this ***** lookin' at? I know she hella trippin'
Got nothin' better to do than start problems on public transportation
What a pathetic existence
She's doggin' with persistence, uh
This ***** is comin' up to me, girl you don't wanna **** with me
Waste no time, post up, blows thrown
The **** you gotta deal with in the big city just tryin' to go home
What a shitty day, can't wait to hit my sheets
I can't wait to get my car I'm ****in' tired of these streets
(I'm ****in' sick of this ****in' bullshit)
Yo, today been hella breezy, receivin' hella tips
Next customer in line, I can't believe it's that ***** (oh hell no)
I gotta be professional, so I ain't poppin' off
But don't trip, I'll put that special in that extra special sauce, hoe

One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days

Hope I don't go back to slangin' yayo
Roll a dollar, about to head up to drayo's
Never had to lay low
Always had a halo
Plus I got a ***** to suck my **** when I say so
And ayo
The ****?
This ***** hit me up, out the side of his truck
I'm like, what?
***** this midtown
Bust a u-turn if you really wanna get down
Oh ****, he really 'bout to turn around
Hol' up
Let me turn my music down I said, say my *****
Oh ****, he pullin' out the hammer
I left mine at home, I was in my pajamas
See, I woke up late
Realized I hadn't ate
Went to my favorite spot and thought that I would be straight
I hop back in my whip, tried to run the ***** over
Hopin' that he didn't see the plates on the rover
Made a right on cloverdale, then a left
Parked in the driveway, then ran up the steps
I grabbed my piece, hopped back in the streets
I know this young ************ don't really want beef
Look, I'm 30-something, still down to murder something
But when I stopped to think about it, it was all over nothing
So **** it
I'm about to head to the crib
Then aww, ****
Look who it is!
I know this ************ ain't really gettin' tacos
I parked in the red, grabbed my **** and I walked slow
Right up behind him, I put my gun in his back
I said, "yeah my *****, what was up with all of that?"
"**** what you wanna do, this what you gonna do"
"Hands in your pocket, keep your eyeballs in front of you"
Then this lady came and kissed him on the cheek
He said "hi, mom", and then they both start to speak
I said, "ah, ****, this young punk"
"He gangbangin' when he 'bout to meet his mama for lunch?"
The line for the tacos was long anyways, so I walked off laughin'
It was one of those days

One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days
One uh those, one uh those, one uh those
One uh those, one uh those days

G Is for Gentrify

length: 3:40
G is for Gentrify

Another beautiful day in mid-city LA
They rolled up, we popped him as he walked away
Pro game, man down, now all the neighbors standing round with they cameras out
Red team verse blue team
Been over thirty years it ain't a new thing
Another gun shot, another ***** died
Don't you know we got a lot bigger fish to fry?
Up north they just lynch Willie Sims
How come y'all *****s ain't trying to get them?
Unless somebody come to try and take your rims
You gon' call the homies and pull out the MAC-10s
I don't understand y'all dudes
White people see it on the news and they confused
While you choose to make war in this *****, they invest, buy land and get rich

They moved out, but we moved in
Like **** y'all *****s, no new friends
When they move back, we gotta move out
Now it's seven figures for a new house
Walk they dogs with nose in the sky
Tensions build the temperature rise
We ask why the rent is so high
G-E-N-T-R-I-F-Y

Ay, ay, could you put that camera down?
Y- what you mean it's a free country?
That's an expensive phone, right?
Yeah, it would suck if it got broke

Snapchat filters on the homicide
It's entertainment to them when one of us die
Wanted to hit 'em but I saw the big picture
If I hit 'em then I'm just an "angry *****"
Covered up his phone with my hand
Try to reason with him like a grown man
He didn't get it but he left because he feared me
Couple days later he wouldn't even come near me
At night I saw him way across the street
Walking his dog, when he stopped to take a leak
On the corner with the candles and the flowers
The homie mama she been standing there for hours
Every night she would come down to mourn and cry
She saw the disrespect out the corner of her eye
That's when a homie grabbed him by the neck
I would be a snitch if I said what happened next

They moved out, but we moved in
Like **** y'all *****s, no new friends
When they move back, we gotta move out
Now it's seven figures for a new house
Walk they dogs with nose in the sky
Tensions build the temperature rise
We ask why the rent is so high
G-E-N-T-R-I-F-Y

Gentrify y'all, till we die y'all
From the West Side to best all y'all
It's gentrify y'all, till we die y'all
From the West Side to best all y'all
It's gentrify y'all, till we die y'all
From the West Side to best all y'all
It's gentrify y'all, till we, till we, till we

Animals Damnit

length: 4:55
This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Ha!

Deep in the jungles
Off of Nicolette
In front of Dorsey High with a marijuana cigarette
At the marketplace, very African
Sippin' on some liquor that I copped from the Pakistan
Shoelaces, red, gold, green
'Bout to hit up that parade for the Martin Luther King
*****s at Louisiana Chicken sat trippin'
Ck shirts on, Anti-Crippin'
Damn
I'm just try'na move these incense
This situation so intense
Still see the families barbecuein', drill teams
In the middle of the street this is how we do it
This was 9-6 and that was the jam still
Back when *****s banged heavy metal like anvil
Droppin' off the cliff on the head of that coyote
Gettin' chased by the blue bird, just like cody
Get it? Forget it
I'm up at autobahn
Walkin' past people sellin' jewelry on they front lawn
Seen this rap ***** I used to have beef with
Walkin' in his tank top like he on some G-****
Just got his deal on some Crip wannabe ****
20 years later he was on some MTV ****
Anyways, I'm sidetracked on a tangent
Tryna finish tellin' you this story

This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Ha!

Saw my homies from my neighborhood comin' up the street
Dressed in all blue from the head to they feet
They didn't see me, but I seen them
I try to dip out that's when I hear the homie Demon he like
"What up Nick, cuz?"
I'm like "****, ****"
These ************s Goddamn
I just don't understand
Gettin' caught up with these *****s wasn't part of the plan
I act like I'm happy to see 'em
I dap 'em up
And in the back of my mind I know they about to act up
"Haaa, what y'all *****s doin' up here?"
(Nothin' cuz, heard some enemies was up here)
(You wanna leave Nick?)
(You got a problem?)
(Guess you only kick it with us when you got a problem)
I just had them tools at my school last week
I told them fools they're trippin', then they came up there mad deep
A friend in need is a friend indeed
So I tried to distract 'em and I offered 'em some weed
It didn't work, they seen them dudes at the chicken spot
All them blood *****s standin' up on the rooftop
Didn't take long before they spotted us
And any other day they would've been done shotted us
Too many people in the street to bear witness
And they all hopped down from the roof with a quickness
I seen one of 'em try to reach in his waist
So Colossus threw a barbecue grill in his face
Sparks flyin' everywhere, people is screamin'
That's when two of 'em tried to hop on Demon
And I seen a fist comin' out of my periphery
And all of the sudden the asphalt got slippery
I got hit
My feet slipped out from under me
Now I'm goin' down, down, down, like a submarine
Knocked out cold in the middle of Crenshaw
A ***** named Grit got credit for the pinfall
I woke up, slightly concussed in handcuffs
Bleedin' from my head, I could barely even stand up
Police askin' me what transpired
When I said I didn't know they was callin' me a liar
A call on they radio said shots fired
So they had to let me go 'cause a priority was hired
They drove off, tires screechin', lights flashin'
Homies pulled up and told me get my *** in
I got to the crib and I got me a ice pack
These *****s wanna smoke right before they go strike back
Now they got jokes, laughin' cause I got knocked out
I'm happy that I'm home, I give a **** what they talkin' 'bout
On the couch with a concussion, *****s clownin' me but well
It's better than havin' a concussion in the county jail

This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
Why y'all *****s can't handle it?
My gorillas throw gang signs, y'all *****s can't handle it
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
This an animal's planet
I got animals dammit
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ay caramba

length: 3:17
5'9" in a skintight dress
Standin' by the bar lookin' unimpressed
Walked up, asked her how she liked the set
Looked me up and down and she just said "Meh"
Shock, shock, shock, shock
Then I looked at her, said "You're not that hot"
Of course that's what got her
We ****ed all night and watched Harry Potter (Whoo!)
Ironically, the ***** was magic
Had a girl at home but I had to have it
I flew her out to all of the markets
June, July, and all of August
'Bout to cut her off right before I got caught up
Then late one night at home she caught up
Said that she was 'bout to have my kid
Talkin' 'bout her period late, guess what I did?

The phone on mute
Ay Caramba
Tried to regroup
Ay Caramba
Something, something, something
Ay Caramba
I don't give a ****, man
Ay Caramba
Ay Caramba
What does this even mean?
Ay Caramba
(Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye)
Ay Carumba
Ay Carumba

This ****'s so crazy
This ***** 'bout to have my baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was trouble when I got her number
****ed her raw dog for the whole damn summer
Can I keep both? That's what I wonder
Oh my God, *****, Ay Carumba

Broke the chamber of secrets
When she told me she was 'bout to name it and keep it
It's our baby but it's her life
So if she wanna keep it, then it's alright
Now I'm knowin' there's no way to prevent
My girlfriend throwin' me out on the cement
It ain't the first time that she caught me creepin'
But this time I done jumped off the deep end
Ok, ****, maybe this might fly
Hopin' they'll try to be sisterwives
Like my man Bill Paxton and Big Love
Do a reality show and get big pub
When ma find out, she gon' beat my ***
'Cause word get around in the street so fast
I should've pulled out and put my **** in her mouth
Now I got nine months to try and figure it out

Ay Caramba
Man
Ay Caramba
Oh, ****
Ay Caramba
Where the **** I'm 'bout to live?
Ay Caramba
Oh God
Ay Caramba
She about to have a kid
Ay Caramba
Should've just
Ay Caramba, Jose man!
Ay Caramba

This ****'s so crazy
This ***** 'bout to have my baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was trouble when I got her number
****ed her raw dog for the whole damn summer
Can I keep both? That's what I wonder
Oh my God, *****, Ay Carumba

(This the song you play when you know you ****ed up)
(This the song you play when you know that your luck suck)
(This the song you play when you know you ****ed up)
(This the song you play when you know that your luck suck)
(This the song you play when you know you ****ed up)
(This the song you play when you know that your luck suck)

Ay Caramba

Wanna Be High

length: 3:51

Murs: Um! Hold up. I'm trying think of - anything else you wanna say

Big Too Big: Well, let's hear it man. Time to put that shit on the road man

Murs: Put what on the road? You want to hear the album?

Big Too Big: Nigga, everything, nigga

Murs: Well, I was trying to put this at the end of the album

Big Too Big: Oh, ok. Well nigga you did a good job, man

(Laughter)

Murs: Nigga you ain't even heard the record!

Big Too Big: Nigga, you know, nigga, that [?]. You always put in work. Anybody in the motherfuckin [?] will say nigga your ass done put it on the map, nigga. ain't nobody else said Mid-city, nigga. Motherfucker you go to Rosco into the dark ass parking lot in night. Niggas was getting their [?] back then

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