Uncorked Album

Artist(s): The Christmas Jug Band

Tracklist

Santa Lost a Ho

length: 3:10

Santa Lost a Ho
2003 Paul Rogers/DumDitty Music/BMI

Santa used to like to chuckle
He’s always been a belly full of laughs
Sitting in his Santa Claus chair
Posing for the photographs
But now he don’t laugh so much
In fact, about one third less
Old St. Nick’s got a problem
Man, he’s in an awful mess.

‘Cause he used to go HO HO HO
Now he’s only going HO HO
(Uh Oh Where’d the other Ho go?)
I don’t know, but Santa’s feeling mighty low
He used do a Hi Dee Ho
Now he’s only doing Hi Dee
(Uh Oh Where’d the other Ho go?)
I don’t know…Santa Lost a Ho

Now Santa’s been doing his best to get into the Christmas mood
Keeping his little elves happy, he’s the number one Christmas dude
But there ain’t no joy, ‘cause just one toy is missing from Santa’s shack
He never had a doll go AWOL once he got her in the sack

CHORUS
He better find that Ho
Before he takes off Christmas eve
‘cause a Santa that’s only got two Hos
No one would believe

So Santa if you need some cheering, stop by on your way
The Jug band’s gonna party all the way till Christmas day
Just open up your bag of joy, soon you’re gonna feel alright
You’re gonna leave her laughing even if you’re one Ho light

‘Cause he used to go HO HO HO
Now he’s only going HO HO
(Uh Oh Where’d the other Ho go?)
I don’t know, but Santa’s feeling mighty low
He used do a Hi Dee Ho
Now he’s only doing Hi Dee
(Uh Oh Where’d the other Ho go?)
I don’t know…Santa Lost a Ho
But I do know the good things in life
They come and go
Poor old Santa lost a Ho.

Santa's Workshop

length: 3:40

Hey Santa

length: 4:39

Ain't That Cold?

length: 4:12

Boogie Woogie Santa Claus

length: 3:19

These Christmas Blues

length: 4:14

Plant a Santa

length: 3:31

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

length: 2:05

Lonesome Reindeer Blues

length: 4:06

Don't They Know It's Christmas?

length: 4:31

Santa, You've Got What It Takes

length: 4:06

Silent Night

length: 4:17