Big Daddy vs. Dolemite Lyrics - Big Daddy Kane feat. Rudy Ray Moore

Rudy Ray Moore Taste of Chocolate cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990-10-19
Genre: Hip Hop
Style: RnB/Swing
length: 4:49
featuring Rudy Ray Moore

[Big Daddy Kane]

Mmm.. ohh yeah

Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah

Allow me to introduce myself

as the Big Daddy Kane

A smooth lover from around the way

that's bound to drive any ***** insane

[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]

Well Dolemite is my name

And rappin and tappin is my game


Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite

The **** you talkin years ago, I could see

But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me


Listen.. when it comes down to rappin

I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it

I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim

in the rappin game

why'know? For all players, I am the speaker

I'm also known as the hot ***** seeker

When it comes down to ridin up and down in some *****

I make it weaker

Also it gets a little deeper

I was walkin down Broadway the other day

An old old lady came my way

She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18

I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"

I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?

I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ***"

So I pulled out my ****

It was so shiny it looked like it was painted

The hoe took one look and damn near fainted

I stuck it in the ***** and the ***** began to shout

that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that ************ OUT!"


Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil

I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas

Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace

Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July

And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that **** was dry

I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill

And I kicked Jack's *** and took his hoe Jill

I'm the one who broke the bull's back

and made people say **** McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac


Why you long lanky ************

You ain't nothin but a sucker!

I was born in a barrel of butcher knives

Shot in the *** with two Colt .45's

I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel

I chew up railroad iron, and **** out steel!

I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale

Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's *** in jail


Why you ignorant decrepit ************

Let me tell you somethin

I'm the one that put the M in mackin

Because when you did it you was only actin

I made pimpin a full time job

so *****es wouldn't have to go out and rob

I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA

And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner

Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks

Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the **** out of Ex-Lax


Why you insecure no business barn junkyard

rat soup eatin ************!!

It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game

I was callin whores jives *** *****es

and pimps - sucker *** lame

KANE, before you can take my reign

You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day

Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away

You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see

Yo' *****es have the POCKS in the *** so bad they can't even pee

Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR

And get out and do the runnin man while you up there

Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu

And the Crabs around yo' *** start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo!


Aww ****it I give up

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CD 1
  • 1 Taste of Chocolate Intro
  • 2 Cause I Can Do It Right
  • 3 It's Hard Being the Kane
  • 4 Who Am I
  • 5 Dance With the Devil
  • 6 No Damn Good
  • 7 All of Me
  • 8 Keep 'em on the Floor
  • 9 Mr. Pitiful
  • 10 Put Your Weight On It
  • 11 Big Daddy vs. Dolemite
  • 12 Down the Line
  • 13 Taste of Chocolate Exit