Who Sang Best Cock on the Block? Bitch and Animal

Bitch and Animal Eternally Hard cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2001-11-11
length: 3:40
Lyrics
it's two in the morning

my beeper's going off
i'm naked, i roll over
enough is enough
these b****** always calling me
morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best c*** on the block today
it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
come over and try me, i am like no other
you like 'em big?
i got a GMC brand
you like 'em little?
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy i aim to please
just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best c*** on the block today
it's eternally hard
aw, s***! it's Darlene.
i know it by the code
i was supposed to be there an hour ago
she said, "baby, bring the big one"
but i left it with Brooke
my d***, it's like chick bait
one bite and they're hooked

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and i get distracted
slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
well, i need more man in my men
we could meet next week,
we could be great friends...."
no, no... see- i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste and you'll be a believer
so girl- take that
my d***'s so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world
i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.
got my 40 and my lucky extra firm d****

from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?
they can't stay away from the best c***
on the block todaaaaay

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Best Cock on the Block
  • 2 Traffic
  • 3 Scrap Metal
  • 4 Boy Girl Wonder
  • 5 Pissed
  • 6 Passports
  • 7 Blah Do Blay
  • 8 Sparkly Queen Areola
  • 9 Six States Away
  • 10 Ganja
  • 11 Mother's Day
  • 12 33 Zen Lane
  • 13 Miss Me My Dear

  • Release information
    label: Righteous Babe Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    script: Latin