Who Sang Alligator Assassinator? Fake Problems

Fake Problems It’s Great to Be Alive cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2009-2-17
length: 1:55
Hey alligator won't you swallow me hole?
Bite down on my leg put me in your death roll
You're going to love the way I taste

Now everybody doing their own thing tonight
Get drunk get high get messed straight out of your mind
But me? I think I'm going straight to sleep
I've got a long road ahead of me and I'm in that drivers seat

Hey alligator do you wanna go again?
I swear to God right now I'll send you straight to heaven
I've got the strength of a thousand no make that a million men

No you go on tell your reptile friends you're sorry
I should have never messed with him

CD 1
  • 1 1 2 3 4
  • 2 The Dream Team
  • 3 You’re a Serpent, You’re a She-Snake
  • 4 Don’t Worry Baby
  • 5 The Heaven & Hell Cotillion
  • 6 Level With the Devil
  • 7 Diamond Rings
  • 8 Tabernacle Song
  • 9 Alligator Assassinator
  • 10 There Are Times
  • 11 Too Cold to Hold
  • 12 Heart BPM

  • Release information
    label: SideOneDummy Records
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 603967137620
    script: Latin