Who Sang Alien Abduction Probe? Hayseed Dixie

Release information
Release Date: 2010-2-8
Genre: Rock Folk, World, & Country
Style: Country Rock
length: 3:29
I saw the light, they returned last night, un-answered questions tortured me
like how they unlocked the door?
Why's my r_____ sore?
Why do i twitch when i watch E.T?

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch,it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c___ is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.

You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, such a gross indignity,
Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,
Why do they always come for me?

Huh i say

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c___ is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.

Let me probe you one time where i'm talking about.

So late at night i sit alone stare at the twilight zone, with a sawed off shot gun in my hand,
Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered,
Waiting for those great green b______s, it's the only way to make them understand.

oooooh

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c___ is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Tolerance
  • 2 Bohemian Rhapsody
  • 3 Alien Abduction Probe
  • 4 Omen
  • 5 In the Backyard
  • 6 Eine Kleine Trinkemusik
  • 7 Norfolk Girl
  • 8 She's Just My Type
  • 9 Underneath the Bed
  • 10 Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
  • 11 Won't Get Fooled Again
  • 12 Ramblin' Man / Don't Cry for Me