Impotency Lyrics - Home Grown

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Release information
Release Date: 1995-10-31
Genre: Rock Pop
Style: Ska/Punk
length: 4:38
Impotency really sucks.
I don't know why I can't get it up.
Why me?! Why?!
All of my friends make fun of me.

"Hard to ejaculate! Easy to pee!"
Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow!
I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection.
(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)

There must be something wrong with me.
I will never get laid.
I've got a penis infection.
There must be something wrong with me!!
Uh, duh...impotency!

I went to my doctor the other day,
He asked me if I was straight or gay.
Well, my eyes are slanted.
That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat?
I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency.
Oh yeah, yeah.

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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Get a Job
  • 2 The Hearing Song
  • 3 She Said…
  • 4 My Friends Suck
  • 5 Alternative Girl
  • 6 Wanna-Be
  • 7 Surfer Girl
  • 8 Ubotherme
  • 9 Face in the Crowd
  • 10 I Hate Myself
  • 11 One Night Stand
  • 12 Impotency
  • 13 Worthless
  • 14 Employer’s Market
  • 15 S.F.L.B.
  • 16 [silence]
  • 44 [untitled]