Who Sang What If? King Missile

Release information
Release Date: 1994
Genre: Rock
Style: Noise/Post Rock
length: 2:26
Some other versions of "What If"

One day
What if one day
What if I said
I wish I was a tree
And then, suddenly,
I was a tree
Then could I wish myself back?
No, trees can't wish.
What if I wished I was a wishing tree,
A tree that could wish?
What if i wished I was a toilet bowl,
And then I was one, and the wind
changed and I stayed that way?
Or what if I wished I was a toilet bowl
And suddenly I was a tree!
Would I be able to say,
"Hey! I wanted to be a toilet bowl, not a tree?"
No, I wouldn't be able to say that,
Because trees can't talk
They don't have mouths.
I would have to have the foresight to say,
"I wish I was a toilet,
But if by some chance I'm turned into a tree instead,
I wish to be a tree with
a mouth that can wish to be
changed back into a human being!"
Because I'd only ever want to be a toilet or a tree for a
very brief
period of time.
I guess this is the exact reason why they always say you
should be very
careful what you wish for.

CD 1
  • 1 Love Is...
  • 2 What If
  • 3 Let's Have Sex
  • 4 Pigs Will Fly
  • 5 These People
  • 6 Open Up
  • 7 Wind Up Toys
  • 8 Delores
  • 9 Tongue
  • 10 The Dishwasher
  • 11 Socks
  • 12 Bloodletting
  • 13 Lies
  • 14 The Commercial
  • 15 King David's Dirge
  • 16 Psalm
  • 17 Happy Note

  • Release information
    label: Atlantic
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 075678258923
    script: Latin