The Messenger (skit) Lyrics - Krayzie Bone

Krayzie Bone Thug Mentality 1999 cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1999-4-6
Genre: Hip Hop
Style: Thug Rap/Gangsta
length: 2:20
Aw ****. Excuse me man, excuse me.

Uh, yes sir?

Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or something?

Certainly. Back there by the wine racks.

All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you.

Oh, you're welcome sir.

****. It's a classy-***, **********ing restaurant.
Know this ************ got the money, punk ************.
His contact Hello?
Yeah, hello?

What's happening?

Yeah, I'm in the **********ing spot now, man

He there?

I don't see nobody yet, but I know the *****'ll be here. He got

All right, handle your business.

I think I see his broad comin' in right now
Contact Right on time.
So don't worry about ****.
I'm a handle this *****, man. This ***** in a
Classy-***, **********ing' restaurant,
I know this ***** got the **********ing money.
Don't worry about ****, I'm a have it.
All right?

No mercy, *****.


Excuse me.

Uh, yes ma'am.

I have a reservation. It's for Jones.

For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He
Said, he is running late,
But I am to seat you now.

Okay, thank you.

Follow me this way.
Here you go ma'am.
Um, would you like to start with
Something to drink while you wait?

Do you have a Chardonnay?

Most certainly, coming right up.
Oh, and uh, here is Mr. Jones right now.
Hi, Mr. Jones how are you this evening?

[Mr. Jones]
Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up?

Hi, baby.

[Mr. Jones]
Hey, baby. Damn.

Baby, what took you so long?
I been just waitin' and waitin'.
This is a nice place.

[Mr. Jones]
Yeah, its cool. It's cool. Did you order yet?

No, baby. I was waitin' on you, baby?

[Mr. Jones]
What? What's happenin'?

That guy's been staring at me since I've sat down.

[Mr. Jones]
What dude?

You know him?

[Mr. Jones]
What dude?

That guy over there.

[Mr. Jones]
Over where? Aw, ****.

Baby, what's wrong?

[Mr. Jones]
Damn, don't worry about it!
Just, damn, just, just be cool, just be cool.

Baby, he's walkin' over here now.

[Mr. Jones]
Oh, ****.

Baby, he's, baby he's goin' in his jacket.

Message for Mr. Jones, ************!

Oh, ****!

[Mr. Jones]
Cover your head.

Punk ************. Punk ************!
**** you! Get the **** out my way! Get the **** out my way!
**** you! Get the **** out my way. Get the **** out my way.
A Bystander My leg! My leg!

CD 1
  • 1 Intro (Thug Invasion)
  • 2 Heated Heavy
  • 3 Paper
  • 4 The Messenger (skit)
  • 5 Payback Iz a Bitch
  • 6 Thugline
  • 7 Dummy Man (skit)
  • 8 Dummy Man
  • 9 Thugz All Ova da World
  • 10 Street People
  • 11 Pimpz, Thugz, Hustlaz & Gangstaz
  • 12 Da Bullshit (skit)
  • 13 Drama
  • 14 World War
  • 15 The War Iz On
  • 16 When I Die
  • 17 Thug Alwayz
  • 18 Thug Mentality
    CD 2
  • 1 Murda Won't Stop (skit)
  • 2 Where My Thugz At
  • 3 Smokin’ Budda
  • 4 Knieght Rieduz (Here We Come)
  • 5 Try Me
  • 6 Theze Dayz
  • 7 Silent Warrior
  • 8 Shoot the Club Up
  • 9 Silence
  • 10 Look at You Now (skit)
  • 11 Won’t Ez Up Tonight
  • 12 Sad Song (skit)
  • 13 I Still Believe
  • 14 We Starvin’
  • 15 Smoke & Burn
  • 16 Power
  • 17 That’s the Way
  • 18 Armageddon
  • 19 Murda Mo
  • 20 Revolution