Who Sang Nothing to Declare? Laptop

Laptop Opening Credits cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2000-10-16
Genre: Electronic Rock
Style: New Wave/Electro/Glam
length: 4:08
Don't bother me with your customs cards
I got nothing from abroad
No romance, no precious stones
No sexy stories to take home

I went to Cairo
I went to Spain
I swam across the Magellan Strait
I looked for love
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt

I've got nothing to declare
Except my loneliness
I've got nothing to declare
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
Nothing of value here

Do your strip search, call your dogs
Spread my legs against the wall
Search my bags, check my soul
My total value is zero

I went to Tokyo
I went to Spain
I walked across the African Plains
I looked for love
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt

I've got nothing to declare
Except my loneliness
I've got nothing to declare
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
No fruit, no plants, no animals
No currency, no thing commercial
I've got nothing to declare
Nothing of value here

I'm a failed explorer with empty hands
A Don Quixote with jet lag

I've got nothing to declare
Except my love not used
I've got nothing to declare
N-O-T-H-I-N-G
No fruit, no plants, no animals
No currency, no thing commercial
I've got nothing to declare
Nothing of value here

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 End Credits
  • 2 Greatest Hits
  • 3 I'm So Happy You Failed
  • 4 Nothing to Declare
  • 5 Another Song
  • 6 Bad News
  • 7 A Little Guilt
  • 8 The Stranger
  • 9 Wedding Band
  • 10 The Reason
  • 11 It's Still Rock 'n' Roll to Me
  • 12 Fountain of Youth