Lard - Mate Spawn & Die Lyrics

Credits
release date: 1990-9-26
genres: Electronic Rock
styles: Hardcore/Industrial/Heavy Metal
length: 4:56
Lyrics
Hair by mail
t__ jobs for teens
Go broke appearing rich
Searching for rosebud in the fire

Pop stars fingers in the fans
The therapist you wish you had
Crucifix or lubricant
Government by fad!

[Chorus:]
Mate! Spawn! and Die!
Mate! Spawn! and Die!
My my my my...

Are those salmon upstream turning red
From shear embarrassment
Came all this way up all them ladders
Without checking a map
My the farce be with you

In one corner of the ring
That cherished myth
Falling in love magically solves
Every problem you've ever had

In the other corner
Spoon size shredded dreams
The Gods must be crazy
The movie goers must be crazy

[Chorus]

Wrong worm, hooked again
Mounted on the wall in my own den
I'll talk alone to a firefly
Dial 1-900-Suk-Me-Dry

You can't throw me to the lions
I'm Charlton Heston!
You can't throw me to the lions
I'm Charlton Heston!

[Chorus]

Yippe ti-yi-yi-yo
Ho ho ho ho
What do you really want for Christmas, children?

"...Mmmmm...
Nice place ya got here, darlin'
Sure wish the hot water worked
Gotta rinse my j__z off before mornin'
Or I'll itch for a week-"

Rarp!
d___! that water's cold
Agh!
Eeee!

Steven Tyler
Of all people once said
"If men bled
Would tampons be free?"

Omi'god, I gottag get goin'
"Now?"
I forgot to feed the cat

Track Listing
CD 1
  • 1 Forkboy
  • 2 Pineapple Face
  • 3 Mate Spawn & Die
  • 4 Drug Raid at 4 AM
  • 5 Can God Fill Teeth?
  • 6 Bozo Skeleton
  • 7 Sylvestre Matuschka
  • 8 They're Coming to Take Me Away
  • 9 I Am Your Clock