Who Sang Will Drop Pants for Airplay? Nancy Vandal

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Release Date: 1996-9-30
length: 2:03
I'd wash the car of an A&R man from Polygram
Or mow his lawn while he was on vacation
Perform complex oral s** acts upon the staff
Of any popular radio station
I... will drop pants
I... will drop pants

I'd write a song about pulling a bong and all the humourous
Consequences such endeavours do bring
It's been done a million and one times before, I know
But lyrical youth-based humour is a 'now' thing
I... will drop pants
I... will drop pants

It should be plain that fleeting fame is all that I desire
Beneath the glow of shallow praise I'm to bask
So I'll wait outside your gate until you will allow
Me to degrade myself, you've only to ask
I... will drop pants
I... will drop pants

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
Put it back down, it's not yours...

  • 1 K-I-D-S Spells Rock
  • 2 The Great Aussie Larrikin
  • 3 I Want to Be a Gladiator
  • 4 (We Are) Disgruntled
  • 5 Will Drop Pants for Airplay
  • 6 The Debriefing Room
  • 7 Piss in My Weetbix
  • 8 Cock Rock's Not Dead
  • 9 We're Not Getting Any Nuder
  • 10 (Oh Yes) You're Beautiful
  • 11 Ray Martin Has a Shed Full of Giant Robotic Killer Wasps
  • 12 Egg Sandwich
  • 13 Frenzal Rhomb Were Better When Ben Was in the Band
  • 14 Smart Casual Trousers
  • 15 I Will Say This in Your Defence - You're an Idiot
  • 16 Monty
  • 17 Warwick Capper Is in Our Rock Group
  • 18 I Wanna Rock
  • 19 The Debriefing Room Reprise