The Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men Lyrics - Nuclear Rabbit

Release information
Release Date: 1997-12-2
length: 3:20
Sitting in front of the t.v. late one afternoon
Saw a man that would change my life, make my balding head rebloom
His name is mr. sperling, his good friends call him "sy"
Strand-by-strand the hair club can kiss my balding head goodbye
Minoxidil insanity
Sy sperling is reality
Strand-by-strand your hair expands
Naturally
He's a modern day jesus. a leader for the meek
Before and after, no more laughter, you too can be a sheik
Hair once gone will grow again, no one will point and stare
Sy sperling is not just the hair club president
He's also a client
Minoxidil insanity
His favor to humanity
Free you from stupidity
Indefinitely?
1-800-hair club for men

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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Moth-chew-moth
  • 2 Secretly Meaty
  • 3 Soup
  • 4 Spork
  • 5 Phat Pig Phong
  • 6 The Cross-dress Crusade
  • 7 Franchise
  • 8 Moth-chew-moth-again
  • 9 A Little Squirrel and His Crack Pipe
  • 10 Family Jamboree
  • 11 Bowling for Midgets
  • 12 The Ballad of Moth-chew-moth
  • 13 Sadboy
  • 14 Pogoniasis II
  • 15 Gazelle
  • 16 Ballad of Moth-chew-moth V1.5b
  • 17 Santa Claus Is Selling Crack
  • 18 Supermarket
  • 19 Subliminal Smurf
  • 20 Chernobyl Hamster
  • 21 The San-Francisco Treat
  • 22 Three-legged Bunny
  • 23 Parkay
  • 24 Cup o' Maggots
  • 25 Molly Ringworm
  • 26 The Realities and Misconceptions of the Hair Club for Men
  • 27 Dead Things Come in Pairs