One-Legged Girl Lyrics - Pain

Pain Midgets With Guns cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1996
Genre: Rock
Style: Alternative Rock/Punk
length: 5:29
Behind the counter stood on crutches made of wood
A one-legged girl with blue-grey eyes, warm and wise.
I fled from that place and from that lovely face
That the one-legged girl stole my heart and I need help.
Cold November morning, buried under trees.
I would stay here all day long except I have to eat.
Crack the woods, crack them open both with shovels and yells.
Got to find little people, got to ask for their help.
And I tell them
If I could run fast, as fast as the Flash
Or be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness.
If I were a Gai-King or maybe a Viking,
Stronger than the Thing then I could win the one-legged girl.
Getting close to nighttime, running out of steam.
By now I know my family?s looking and they?ll know right where I?ll be.
Spy the eyes in the twilight, small and bright, warm and wise.
Little hats, little fingers, and a flask full of wine.
And I?d tell them
If my hand were wheels and if my feet were wheels
Then I could roll over all of my rivals.
If I could cast a spell or do something swell
So that she could tell I was worth her attention.
Arms drag me away.
The little eyes wink out.
Stuffed inside my pocket is a flask of wine.
Now I can run as fast as the Flash
Or be as cool as Ash in Army of Darkness.
Now I?ll be a Gai-King or maybe a Viking,
Stronger than the Thing.
Now I can win the one-legged girl!

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Pose Ode
  • 2 Milk
  • 3 Square Pegs
  • 4 Fight
  • 5 Midgets With Guns
  • 6 One-Legged Girl
  • 7 The People, The People
  • 8 Grudge
  • 9 Chuck Al Hashib
  • 10 Derision
  • 11 Island of Fear
  • 12 Adam's Apple
  • 13 Ellen
  • 14 Pose Ode