Who Sang Half a Man? Stephen Lynch

Release information
Release Date: 2000-9-26
Genre: Rock Non-Music
Style: Acoustic/Comedy
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All my days
I live with my disgrace
I’m afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don’t have a matching set
It’s a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don’t stare

Well I’m a gambling man with out two dice
I’m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I’m half a man
Yeah, I’m half a man

Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can’t find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear “ball oneâ€?

Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that’s there must feel so sad
He’s a lonely man

Well I’m a marathon runner with just one leg
I’m a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I’m half a man

Well I’m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I’m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I’m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I’m just half a man
Yeah, I’m half a man

CD 1
  • 1 Lullaby (The Divorce Song)
  • 2 Half a Man
  • 3 Bitch
  • 4 Intro (Gortengar Trail)
  • 5 Special
  • 6 A Month Dead
  • 7 Priest
  • 8 Hair
  • 9 Intro (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)
  • 10 Gerbil
  • 11 Walken I
  • 12 R.D.C. (Opie's Lament)
  • 13 Mother's Day Song
  • 14 Intro (Curly McDimple)
  • 15 Hermaphrodite
  • 16 Tall Glass o' Water
  • 17 Walken II
  • 18 In Defense of a Peepshow Girl
  • 19 Jim Henson's Dead
  • 20 Intro (A Tribute to Multigrain Bun)
  • 21 Gay
  • 22 Walken III

  • Release information
    label: What Are Records?
    country(area): United States
    format: CD
    barcode: 744626100224
    script: Latin