Who Sang The Coffee Song? The Arrogant Worms

The Arrogant Worms Toast! cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2004
length: 2:12
Some other versions of "The Coffee Song"

Lyrics
Young Derrick would love to take my order
He works at the coffee place just up the street
He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas
He's my coffee enemy

Would you like a mochacino?
Or perhaps a cappucino?
Or maybe a frappucino?
Said Derrick wearing the chinos

All I really want is a cup of coffee
So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee
All I really want is a cup of coffee
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick

You should try out biscotti
Or a low-cal cabbage cookie
This m___in's only 3.50
And what's super great is that it's fat free

Don't wanna smell like an espresso
With your coffee scented soap
Maybe you should have some chai tea
Or maybe join me in some tai chi

All I really want is a cup of coffee
In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee
All I really want is a cup of coffee
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee

Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me
I don't want a magazine or a CD
I don't want a latte or a frappe
Just give me a coffee that doesn't taste c___pe

All I really want is a cup of coffee (3X)
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee

All I really want (3X)
Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Life on the Road
  • 2 'I Like Toast'
  • 3 New Car Smell
  • 4 'Waltz, Waltz, Waltz'
  • 5 Hot Dog Song
  • 6 Little Cuban Friend
  • 7 I Am Not American
  • 8 'Allies Land in Normandy'
  • 9 The Golf Song
  • 10 'All the Lego in Scandinavia'
  • 11 I Pulled My Groin
  • 12 'So Disappointed by You All'
  • 13 Bottle of Booze
  • 14 'Circulation Man'
  • 15 Head in the Freezer
  • 16 The Monkey Song
  • 17 'Take Your Shirt Off'
  • 18 Particle Board
  • 19 Shipwreck Balladeer
  • 20 The Coffee Song
  • 21 'We're Very Ethnic'
  • 22 Trip to Greece
  • 23 Wolfe Island Ferry
  • 24 'Thank You Very Much'

  • Release information
    country(area): Canada
    format: CD
    barcode: 776127231527
    script: Latin