Who Sang The Golf Song? The Arrogant Worms

The Arrogant Worms Toast! cover art
Release information
Release Date: 2004
length: 1:45
Lyrics
Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya
Gonna go out and play some golf
My golf bag's full of the latest stuff
I'm gonna go out and play some golf
My putter alone was a thousand bucks
I'm gonna go out and suck at golf
Think I better take a muligan ya, ya
Think I better take a mulligan
I put my ball in the pond again
I think I better take a mulligan
I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH
Can I get another mulligan?
Get up get up get up get up get up
a get down get down,
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Please hit the tree
There must be something wrong with my clubs
All my friends hit it farther than me
YA all my friends hit it farther than me
I just hope I clear the ladies tee
Everyobody hits it farther than me
Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3
That kid just hit it farther than me
Get up get up get up get up get up
A get down, get down
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
Slow down ball, slow down down down
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Please hit the tree
I took a day off for this
Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
My b____ always goin off into the woods
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?)
Never be as good as Tiger Woods
Get up get up get up get up get up
a get down get down,
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN
Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree
Hit the tree hit the tree
I really hate this stupid game

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Life on the Road
  • 2 'I Like Toast'
  • 3 New Car Smell
  • 4 'Waltz, Waltz, Waltz'
  • 5 Hot Dog Song
  • 6 Little Cuban Friend
  • 7 I Am Not American
  • 8 'Allies Land in Normandy'
  • 9 The Golf Song
  • 10 'All the Lego in Scandinavia'
  • 11 I Pulled My Groin
  • 12 'So Disappointed by You All'
  • 13 Bottle of Booze
  • 14 'Circulation Man'
  • 15 Head in the Freezer
  • 16 The Monkey Song
  • 17 'Take Your Shirt Off'
  • 18 Particle Board
  • 19 Shipwreck Balladeer
  • 20 The Coffee Song
  • 21 'We're Very Ethnic'
  • 22 Trip to Greece
  • 23 Wolfe Island Ferry
  • 24 'Thank You Very Much'

  • Release information
    country(area): Canada
    format: CD
    barcode: 776127231527
    script: Latin