Who Sang Pig in a Blanket? The Crucifucks

Release information
Release Date: 1987
Genre: Rock
Style: Alternative Rock/Punk
length: 4:28
Lyrics
I can see you're very glad to hear about the raid
Some of the cops were happy to give
A lot more than they are paid
But what about the copter crash
That took off piggy's head?
We celebrated all weekend
Now we're glad that he is dead.

It wasn't the first time
And it sure won't be the last
Psychic prayer is functional
And the piggies are dying fast.

And what about that plane crash
Two hundred and fifty army scum,
Came home in pieces for christmas cheer
While I sipped my egg nog and rum.

No one will ever have proof of
The precious deeds that I achieve.
Nobody can logically argue
Against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking,
A healthy dose of LSD (the pathway to success)
The following day I'll be watching the news
And giggle while others grieve.

December the fourth was the day
That they led me away in chains
They woulda locked up the policewoman
If the judge had had any brains.

Eight months pregnant, she sat on the stand
And grunted, "He shouldn't be running loose."
There's gotta be something really wrong here
When pigs are allowed to reproduce.

No one will ever have proof of
The precious deeds that I achieve.
Nobody can logically argue
Against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking,
A healthy dose of LSD
The following day I'll be watching the news
And giggle when others grieve.

So anyone foolish or callous enough
To wear a uniform
So proud of the terror it represents,
Will be sorry that they were born.

If they really believe that the USA
Should roam and rule the world,
Their families can wipe the sperm
From their dead upper lips
With the American flag unfurled.

No one will ever have proof of
The precious deeds that I achieve.
Nobody can logically argue
Against the things that I believe
Just a trifle of positive thinking,
A healthy dose of LSD
The following day I'll be watching the news
And giggle while others grieve.

It wasn't the first time
And it sure won't be the last
Psychic prayer is functional
And the piggies are dying fast

It won't be the first time
And it sure won't be the last...

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Intro
  • 2 The Mountain Song
  • 3 Washington
  • 4 Resurrection
  • 5 Earth by Invitation Only
  • 6 Laws Against Laughing
  • 7 Pig in a Blanket
  • 8 When the Top Comes Off
  • 9 Concession Stand
  • 10 Wisconsin
  • 11 Artificial Competition
  • 12 Holiday Parade
  • 13 The Saviour

  • Release information
    label: Alternative Tentacles
    country(area): United States
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin