Who Sang Alehouse Rock? The Macc Lads

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Release information
length: 2:06
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Johnny Mard, Al O’Peesha and Winston Dread
guitar: Johnny Mard and Al O’Peesha
drums (drum set): Winston Dread
Lyrics
Sunday evening I was bored watching God-s___,
Couldn't reach remote control, so I had to watch it,
One eye on Harry Secombe, the other's on the clock,
Five to seven every Sunday we do the Alehouse Rock.

Put your left foot on the rail, put your right hand on your ale,
Stand still 'til eleven o'clock,
You're doing the Alehouse Rock.

Lift the pint in your right hand and tip your head back,
With your left hand wipe the froth off your moustache,
And you suck your belly in when you spot fit crack,
Keep your distance in the bogs, and watch the splash back.

When you've finished breaking wind, shout: 'Better out than in,'
Hide the p___ stain round your c___,
You're doing the Alehouse Rock.

Guitar!

In Dundee or in Dunbar,
Flop your stomach on the bar,
Shout: 'f___ off, ginger Jocks!'
You're the alehouse rock.

Well you down another pint and light an Embassy,
And you save up all the coupons for a lung machine,
Tap your cowboy boot along to Slade on the jukebox,
Slap the barmaid's a___, you're doing the Alehouse Rock.

Put your left foot on the rail, put your right hand on your ale,
Stand still 'til eleven o'clock,
You're doing the Alehouse Rock.

In Dundee or in Dunbar,
Flop your stomach on the bar,
Shout: 'f___ off, ginger Jocks!'
You're the alehouse rock.

©1993 The Macc Lads

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