Who Sang Alton Towers? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads From Beer to Eternity cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1989
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk
length: 2:12
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Chorley The Hord and Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
guitar: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
Lyrics
f___in' Right!

Bank Holiday Monday, Sunday hours,
So let's f___ off to Alton Towers,
Ten to two, quite a few in the queue for the b__per cars,
Fit crack on the lake, but her mate's got a flabby a___,
So let's____ the bar!

But! Where's the f___ing pub? Where's the f___ing ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f___ing-rail,
Where's the f___ing crack? They're middle-aged mums,
With big flabby b__s.

The black hole queue's past the entrance gate,
I've been with Sweaty Betty, and its not worth the wait.
Wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in China,
I'd rather lick the hairs on a dead dog's v_____,
Hair of the dog!

But! Where's the f___ing pub? Where's the f___ing ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f___ing-rail,
Where's the f___ing crack? They're middle-aged mums,
With big flabby b__s.

f___, c___, w___, s___!,
Where's the f___ing pub? Where's the f___ing ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f___ing-rail,
Where's the f___ing pub? Where's the f___ing ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f___ing-rail,
Where's the f___ing pub? Where's the f___ing ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f___ing-rail.

©1988 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Alton Towers
  • 2 Geordy Girl
  • 3 Bloik!
  • 4 No Sheep ’til Buxton
  • 5 All Day Drinking
  • 6 Tab After Tab
  • 7 Lucy Lastic
  • 8 My Pub
  • 9 Dead Cat
  • 10 Lady Muck
  • 11 Gordon’s Revenge
  • 12 Pie Taster
  • 13 Dan’s Round Us ’andbag
  • 14 Ben Nevis
  • 15 Fluffy Pup
  • 16 Stoppy Back
  • 17 Ugly Women

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    barcode: 5018963201209
    script: Latin