Who Sang Animal Testing? The Macc Lads

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Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 3:11
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
I was busy groping on my floor,
Some git comes knocking on my door,
There's a pack of b______s queuing up outside.

No, I don't think that God's amazing,
No, I don't want no double glazing,
I'm just trying to get between this woman's thighs.

'Do you want some life a__urance?' ,
Do you want some car insurance?',
f___ off, t___, I'm trying to have a poke.

'God's sent me on this mission',
'Sign the animal cruelty petition,
' I think beagles should be forced to smoke.

I believe in animal testing,
(yip!) That's a dog,
I don't want cladding or insulation in me f___ing loft,
Don't want to help the poor at Christmas,
I'm too busy in this bird's knickers,
I got my airgun out for the Hari Krishnas.

Some old biddy's saving dogs,
So I pushed a flame thrower through the letter box,
f___ off granny, or you'll get what the mormons got.

Cos I fried that b______ to a cinder,
Poured p___ on the vicar out of the bedroom window,
The Animal Rights got their leaflets up their a___.

I believe in animal testing,
(meeow!) That's a cat,
I don't want to buy any carpet cleaner,
Yes, I know the dog's just shat,
I'm quite happy with these stains,
I wired the doorbell to the mains,
Now Macc's got no MP, isn't that a shame?.

Got back to sorting this girl out,
'What was it you came round about?',
She's collecting for the church's gerbil fund.

Now that seems like a worthy cause,
So she got down on all fours,
'I'd like to make a contribution to your c___.'

I believe in animal testing,
(ooh!) That's a bird,
If the panda's dying out,
I couldn't give a t___,
I don't want to know about politics,
I'd rather scrape the cheddar off my d___,
And save the smelly bits for Jehovah's Witnesses.

I believe in animal testing,
(mooo) That's a cow.

©1990 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles