Who Sang Chester Zoo? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 1:58
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers,
Barrel shows his a___ out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, k___by's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing c___ out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f___ing off to the zoo.

Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are w___ing, Hyena sucking its d___,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a f__, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its a___,
Rhinocerous is p___ing, hippopotomus s___ting,
Uncle k___by's at the penguin cage waggling his d___ through the bars.

All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f___ing off to the zoo.

©1990 The Macc Lads

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: CD
    barcode: 5018963301404
    script: Latin