Who Sang Dan’s Underpant? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1985
length: 2:44
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
vocal: The Beater and Stez Styx
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
We all went down New Delih,
We had too much curry and aching bellies.
Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor,
Stez Styx banging on shithouse door.
I says, come on lads and finish your Bombay duck,
We're going to find some girls who'll give us a decent Alkaselzer.
Now Dan said he knew of this party, so we drove over there,
Belching and farting.
Stez nicked some cans of beer,
And Dan shat himself, he had diarheoa.
He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance."
And he goes upstairs to change his underpants.
Now he opens the window, wipes his ***,
And throws the offending bags on the grass.
He shouts "everybody come and look at this,
They're streaked with **** and they're stained with piss,
But don't look at me, they're not ****ing mine."
But his loving mum had sewn his ****ing name inside.

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Lads From Macc
  • 2 Beer & Sex & Chips ’n’ Gravy
  • 3 Boddies
  • 4 Sweaty Betty
  • 5 England′s Glory
  • 6 Blackpool
  • 7 Miss Macclesfield
  • 8 God’s Gift to Women
  • 9 Get Weavin’
  • 10 Now He’s a Poof
  • 11 Nagasaki Sauce
  • 12 Saturday Night
  • 13 Buenos Aires
  • 14 Charlotte
  • 15 Failure With Girls
  • 16 Do You Love Me?
  • 17 Dan’s Underpant
  • 18 Twenty Pints
  • 19 The Macc Lads Party

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin