Who Sang Doctor, Doctor? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 1:41
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
Lyrics
I've screwed alot of boilers,
I've prodded loads of tarts,
Stabbed some open wounds
And I've split them all in half.
k***bed a lot of women,
I've stuffed a load of birds,
s***ged a lot of dogs,
And I've pulled a load of skirt.

And there's been a load of w****s,
When I've used a bit of force,
But they all received the benefit,
Of s**ual intercourse.

When they make a lot of fuss,
It makes me feel sick,
They want a soaking gusset
And a more than ample d***.

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS,
I get laid ten times a day,
I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
There's something up with my d***,
It hurts when I w***.
I've slammed a lot of crumpet,
But its doing them some good,
If they don't like it, they can lump it,
They've all been ugly tugs.

One b****, she had a flat head,
Put up quite a fight,
But I found a gob to place my k***,
And a place to put my pint.
I always end up s******* a really smelly bag,
And getting down to business when I just don't want to s***,
Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc,
I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack.

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS,
I get laid ten times a day,
I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
There's something up with my d***.

Doctor, I think I've got AIDS,
I get laid ten times a day,
I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank,
There's something up with my d***,
It hurts when I w***.

©1986 The Macc Lads

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin