Who Sang Don’t Fear the Sweeper? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 3:44
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
p****** down with rain on a Tuesday night,
I stood and watched my team play like a bag of s****,

(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a t***,
The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat.

(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)

So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

p*** your pants! That deserves a booking!
s*** your bags! He played the b****** ball!
f****** hell! These pies need cooking!
Coffee's s*** and the bovril's cold.

Get stuck in! You're playing like a weed!
We're free to be concentrating on the league.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

He's booked! Thank f***! Let's bring on the sub,
He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub.

(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

Up your a***! A mile outside the box!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got bigger c****!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

So what!? You scored? Well shut your f****** gobs!,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
You might have won, but we've got massive k***s,
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care),
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care).

p*** your pants! That's a b****** corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee,
f*** off home it was a c*** performance,
And we should have had a penalty.

©1990 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: CD
    barcode: 5018963301404
    script: Latin