Who Sang England′s Glory? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1985
length: 2:20
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
vocal: The Beater and Stez Styx
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story
About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory
I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home
I'm going down to London to dig up paving stones
Got to London, half past six, I wished I'd never come,
There's poofs down there drinking halves of lager
Without notes from their mums
No gravy at the chippy, and what's a saveloy?
Every pub was full of foreigners and bottom boys.
If I live to be forty, I'll never understand
Why they're open til eleven down there
To serve beer that's second hand
Dialing 0625 on the telephone, I said:
'Pull us a pint of bitter, Ray, tonight I'm coming home.'
We are all just simple lads, never asked for much,
Just twenty pints of a Friday night and a wife at home to f***.

12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Lads From Macc
  • 2 Beer & Sex & Chips ’n’ Gravy
  • 3 Boddies
  • 4 Sweaty Betty
  • 5 England′s Glory
  • 6 Blackpool
  • 7 Miss Macclesfield
  • 8 God’s Gift to Women
  • 9 Get Weavin’
  • 10 Now He’s a Poof
  • 11 Nagasaki Sauce
  • 12 Saturday Night
  • 13 Buenos Aires
  • 14 Charlotte
  • 15 Failure With Girls
  • 16 Do You Love Me?
  • 17 Dan’s Underpant
  • 18 Twenty Pints
  • 19 The Macc Lads Party