Who Sang Fellatio Nelson? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 2:23
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Steven Hatton
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Let me tell you about the worst b_______ I ever had,
(It was alright, actually, it wasn't that bad),
If you just want the smeg licking off your bell end,
There's a tart in Lancashire I'll recommend.

She'll do it in the pub, you don't have to go to bed,
She'll even put a beer towel on top of her head,
And get a round in if you keep her well fed.

f_______ Nell, son, you won't like the smell, son,
Gangrene and death come across in her breath,
f_______ Nell, son.

I was watching the final on the TV,
When the smell of a urinal wafted over to me,
I thought of open sewers and unflushed bogs,
But the smell of manure was coming out of her gob.

Nobody's snogged her since '71,
Coz her gob's always full of somebody's come,
And there's seven types of d___ cheese under her tongue.

f_______ Nell, son, you won't like the smell, son,
She'll gobble up your s_____ and fit it down her throat,
And that's a half nell, son.

Running sores round her cakehole, but I took the chance,
You can't see her face when its in your underpants,
She's swallowed more foreskins than a Yid doctor's bucket,
She sees a bulging crotch, she just has to suck it.

f_______ Nell, son. You won't like the smell, son,
She can suck your b______ through the hole in your c___,
And thats a full nell, son.

CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles