Who Sang Fluffy Pup? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads From Beer to Eternity cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1989
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk
length: 2:49
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Chorley The Hord and Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
guitar: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
Lyrics
Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,
She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd,
I said your **** are too small and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,
I can't hear me records when you sit on me face,
And then she mouths off in front of me mates,
But you told me that you loved me,
I never ****ing did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
I said shut your ****ing grid,
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,
You can cook you can **** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on **** off,
Get stuffed.
Well I took her one side, and we started chatting,
I said tell the lads that and I'll kick your twat in,
Now piss ofback your mother's 'cause I've had enough,
Say another word, get a boot up chuff,
You're spotty and your ugly and you smaell like Billingsgate,
And then she mouths off in front of me mates...
But you told me that you loved me,
I never ****ing did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
I said shut your ****ing grid,
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,
You can cook you can **** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on **** off,
Get stuffed.
Well, I stormed off 'cause I were going crazy,
When I got to the chippy I had one foot in the gravy,
She got a seven foot dad,
Well just about,
And he was going to rip me liver out,
I said here you are grandad, your turn to hold her,
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on me shoulder...
But you told me that you loved me,
I never ****ing did,
You used fer bring me flowers,
Shut your ****ing grid,
You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,
You can cook you can **** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on **** off,
Get stuffed.
I said you can cook you can **** you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on **** off,
Get stuffed.

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Alton Towers
  • 2 Geordy Girl
  • 3 Bloik!
  • 4 No Sheep ’til Buxton
  • 5 All Day Drinking
  • 6 Tab After Tab
  • 7 Lucy Lastic
  • 8 My Pub
  • 9 Dead Cat
  • 10 Lady Muck
  • 11 Gordon’s Revenge
  • 12 Pie Taster
  • 13 Dan’s Round Us ’andbag
  • 14 Ben Nevis
  • 15 Fluffy Pup
  • 16 Stoppy Back
  • 17 Ugly Women

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    barcode: 5018963201209
    script: Latin