Who Sang God’s Gift to Women? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1985
length: 2:13
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
vocal: The Beater and Stez Styx
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
I got a barmaid from St Helens in the back of my Vauxhall Viva,
She had massive melons and I wanted to bang her beaver,
She had real bad breath and a dose of the pox,
I ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks,
And rattled my potatoes against her dirtbox.

Spread your legs and get your knickers down,
Spread your legs and don't make a sound,
I'm god's gift to women in this f___ing town,
Spread your legs and get your knickers down.

She said I was good looking, and looked a bit like George Michael,
But she didn't want a f___ing, she was on her menstrual cycle,
So I gave her a lift down to Sandbach,
She was after some grub, she was on the cadge,
I got some meat and stuffed it up her vadge.

Spread your legs and get your knickers down,
Spread your legs and don't make a sound,
I'm god's gift to women in this f___ing town,
Spread your legs and get your knickers down.

It was a messy job, but I kept my shirt on,
It was a penny round collar, I got it from Burton's,
I got a good taste of her Bird's Eye beef curtains.

Spread your legs and get your knickers down,
Spread your legs and don't make a sound,
I'm god's gift to women in this f___ing town,
Spread your legs and get your knickers down.

Spread your legs and get your knickers down,
Spread your legs and don't make a sound,
I'm god's gift to women in this f___ing town,
Spread your legs and get your knickers down.

©1985 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 The Lads From Macc
  • 2 Beer & Sex & Chips ’n’ Gravy
  • 3 Boddies
  • 4 Sweaty Betty
  • 5 England′s Glory
  • 6 Blackpool
  • 7 Miss Macclesfield
  • 8 God’s Gift to Women
  • 9 Get Weavin’
  • 10 Now He’s a Poof
  • 11 Nagasaki Sauce
  • 12 Saturday Night
  • 13 Buenos Aires
  • 14 Charlotte
  • 15 Failure With Girls
  • 16 Do You Love Me?
  • 17 Dan’s Underpant
  • 18 Twenty Pints
  • 19 The Macc Lads Party

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin