Who Sang Gordon’s Revenge? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads From Beer to Eternity cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1989
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk
length: 1:41
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity and Chorley The Hord
guitar: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Charles Moore, Phillip Turner
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Pubs are shutting and I'm making my list
Punters stagger in, they're all f___ing p___ed
The f___ing drunk b______s can't take their beer
Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea
Seafood special with extra crabs, two pancakes with VD scabs
See you tomorrow, we'll have cheap pie...
We have dog, and I think he's about to die
I cut toenails into prawn crackers, add black bits from around my knackers,
You call me "c____y", "Little Yellow Geek"?
You'll be on the bog for a week
You want to know what's in my wok?
Public lice from around my c___
Egg foo yung and crispy noodles?
No, I haven't seen your poodle

You want to try my sweet and sour chicken?
I'll give you free bag to be sick in
Call me "Slanty" - very, very nasty
I fart on chips and p___ on pasty
"c____y c___"? Ha! very very funny,
Jumbo sausage, chips and curry?
Gordon smiles and takes the money,
'Extra gravy?
我的屁股是流鼻涕 (my a___ is runny)
Ah So!'

12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Alton Towers
  • 2 Geordy Girl
  • 3 Bloik!
  • 4 No Sheep ’til Buxton
  • 5 All Day Drinking
  • 6 Tab After Tab
  • 7 Lucy Lastic
  • 8 My Pub
  • 9 Dead Cat
  • 10 Lady Muck
  • 11 Gordon’s Revenge
  • 12 Pie Taster
  • 13 Dan’s Round Us ’andbag
  • 14 Ben Nevis
  • 15 Fluffy Pup
  • 16 Stoppy Back
  • 17 Ugly Women