Who Sang Got to Be Gordon’s? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 2:02
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Charles Moore
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Poof at the clinic - he's got the gay plague:
'Help me doctor, my b__'s in pain.'
'Get down Kwok Lai's for a 45, eight tandooris and a chicken pie,
Ten pints of Guinness and a vindaloo, box of All Bran and a bowl of prunes
Dash to the bog and lock the door-
Then you'll know what your a___hole's for.'
Don't be a poof or a queer brown hatter
A t___ burglar or a b___ock basher
Eat chips n gravy and cod in batter
You'll be safe from the botty slappers

MPs down South eat caviar
(Smells as fishy as a poofter's fart)
She says we eat s___ if we live up North
(She needs a gobful of Macc Lad's pork)
'Chips and gravy make you spotty'
(They're the ones with the dead sore bottys)
If you want to be a Macc Lad and not get AIDs
Its got to be Gordon's takeaway.

12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face