Who Sang Grease Stop? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads The Beer Necessities cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1990
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk/Pub Rock
length: 2:17
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Stez Styx and The Beater
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
drums (drum set): Stez Styx
Lyrics
Packing up the PA at the end of the night,
Everybody's knackered and they're covered in s___e,
We've played to Southern poofters, Jocks and Druids,
And showered each other with bodily fluids.

Blood sweat and beer, f____ batter and p___
We're going to the services on the M6.

Grease stop. grease stop: bacon and eggs,
Sausage and beans and a pile of fried bread,
Grease stop. grease stop: who'll eat the most?
Ben Nevis has p___ed on Slippery's toast,
Costs a f___ing packet, but don't you knock it,
Stez hid an egg in his inside pocket.

I've got a pickled liver, I don't give a s___,
More tar on my lungs than the A56,
Spots on my face from too many chips,
No woman would give me the crust off her c___.

Blood sweat and beer, snot phlem and c___,
It's only twenty miles to Watford Gap.

Grease stop. grease stop: piles of fried bread,
Muttley got hit by a low-flying egg,
Grease stop. grease stop: who'll eat the most?
Slippery p___ed on Ben Nevis's toast,
Costs a f___ing packet, but don't you knock it,
Stez hid his beans in McCavity's pocket.

Beater! Tell em you paki.

Blood sweat and beer, beer sweat and blood,
It's only seven miles to Michael Wood.

Grease stop. grease stop: bring your own ale,
Black puddings are off, the bread buns are stale,
Grease stop. grease stop: who'll eat the most?
McCavity's p___ed on McCavity's toast,
Grease stop. grease stop: bacon and egg,
Sausage and beans and a pile of fried bread,
Grease stop. grease stop: soup down your leg,
Beans down your teeshirt, pie on your head,
Grease stop. grease stop: bring your own ale,
Black puddings are off, the bread buns are stale,
Grease stop. grease stop: who'll eat the most?
Ben Nevis has p___ed on Muttley's toast.

©1990 The Macc Lads

Tracklist
CD 1
  • 1 Alcohol
  • 2 Germans
  • 3 Fellatio Nelson
  • 4 Desperate Dan
  • 5 Grease Stop
  • 6 Apprentice Dentist
  • 7 Man in the Boat
  • 8 Newcy Brown
  • 9 McCavity
  • 10 Chester Zoo
  • 11 Naughty Boy
  • 12 Mister Methane
  • 13 More Tea Vicar?
  • 14 Two Stroke Eddie
  • 15 Animal Testing
  • 16 Don’t Fear the Sweeper
  • 17 Poodles

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: CD
    barcode: 5018963301404
    script: Latin