Who Sang Julie the Schooly? The Macc Lads
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Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 2:36
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Charles Moore
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke,
If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope,
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains,
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games.
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my d___.
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly).
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
©1987 The Macc Lads
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If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope,
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains,
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games.
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my d___.
But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly).
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.
©1987 The Macc Lads
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