Who Sang Julie the Schooly? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 2:36
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
Lyrics
Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke,
If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope,
Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains,
She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games.

But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.

She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees,
I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas,
Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick,
She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my d___.

But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly)
You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly)
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.

(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly),
(Julie the Schooly).

She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four,
She can bind like a w____,
She can talk to your pork,
And she bangs like a s___house door when the plague's in town.

©1987 The Macc Lads

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Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face

  • Release information
    label: FM
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    script: Latin