Who Sang Lucy Lastic? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads From Beer to Eternity cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1989
Genre: Rock
Style: Punk
length: 1:49
producer: Bald Eagle
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
background vocals: Chorley The Hord and Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
guitar: Phil “Fast Fret” McCavity
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
Lyrics
Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.
Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.
Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.
Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough.

Tracklist
12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Alton Towers
  • 2 Geordy Girl
  • 3 Bloik!
  • 4 No Sheep ’til Buxton
  • 5 All Day Drinking
  • 6 Tab After Tab
  • 7 Lucy Lastic
  • 8 My Pub
  • 9 Dead Cat
  • 10 Lady Muck
  • 11 Gordon’s Revenge
  • 12 Pie Taster
  • 13 Dan’s Round Us ’andbag
  • 14 Ben Nevis
  • 15 Fluffy Pup
  • 16 Stoppy Back
  • 17 Ugly Women

  • Release information
    label: Hectic House Records
    country(area): United Kingdom
    format: 12" Vinyl
    barcode: 5018963201209
    script: Latin