Who Sang Maid of Ale? The Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Bitter, Fit Crack cover art
Release information
Release Date: 1987
length: 2:41
producer: Bald Eagle
engineer: Bald Eagle
bass: Muttley McLad
guitar: The Beater
lead vocals: Muttley McLad
drums (drum set): Chorley The Hord
vocal: Chorley The Hord and The Beater
composer: Tristran O’Neill, Geoffrey Conning, Charles Moore
lyricist: Tristran O’Neill
Mucky hiker hitching West along the M65,
She's got seamen (s____) on her chest and Morecambe (more come) on her sign
She said she'd got her menstrual cycle, I said: "You'd better flog it"
Didn't want to make a meal of her, so I gave her a lump of hot fish yoghurt
I bet she comes from Macclesfield
Filthy, fat and flatulent, she couldn't make a decent brew,
Ugly as a pig, she couldn't cook a jew (coo-ca-choo)
Its no wonder they call them pigs, look at the way she grunts
She thinks she's posh, but she's like a tampon,
Coz they're both just stuck-up c___s
I bet she comes from Macclesfield

Turned out she owned a pub in London, called the Old White Hart
She became my Maid of Ale
But I had to put up with her fishy c___ farts

12" Vinyl 1
  • 1 Barrel’s Round
  • 2 Guess Me Weight
  • 3 Uncle Knobby
  • 4 Maid of Ale
  • 5 Dan’s Big Log
  • 6 Got to Be Gordon’s
  • 7 Bitter, Fit Crack
  • 8 Julie the Schooly
  • 9 Doctor, Doctor
  • 10 Torremolinos
  • 11 Al O’Peesha
  • 12 Feed Your Face